Schumer: "Trump Incited Errection"

originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
Was it a Freudian slip, or a thought a dirty old man would have?

Yes, because as all politicians use the word erection, far more than they use insurrection, in day to day life.

They’re all a bunch of disgusting pervs.

a reply to: shaneslaughta

When I read it on Fox, I had Bevis and Buthead in the back of my mind.

originally posted by: TheLieWeLive
Uprising, erection same thing right?

Yup,

Schumer was just being polite, he didn't want to say in-sir-rection

a reply to: shaneslaughta

Well, one thing is for sure!

No way Bai-dan incited an erection!

A good nap maybe, but certainly not an erection!!!

a reply to: smurfy

Maybe he was having a flash back of his last petrological exam.

Edit: **proctological**

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

He’s got 1000 milligram blue pills for that. The China man always takes time out for the youngins’.

a reply to: KKLOCO

Am i to assume your definition is that of the urban dictionary variety?

At least he didnt say inherectum.

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a reply to: caterpillage

Awesome work sir. Your post gets a star!
I would give you two but I don’t make the rules.

originally posted by: lakenheath24
Think he was referring to Melania.....

Not Schumer...

a reply to: shaneslaughta

He said Trump incited the erectile er erection...I mean the insurrection at the intersection of his butt-hurt assa cheeks.

a reply to: Bluntone22

Good wordplay

Schemer rack disciprine!

Schurprised face

Strange, I was wondering about that.
Is it a US accent or "twang", or did my ears deceive me?
Phew, well glad to know everything's still working.

a reply to: visitedbythem
And he's not introducing anyone from "North Carogina".

OK, I jest, but are we sure there's not some kind of "Stepford leftist" misfiring going on here?

There's a number of such very bizarre incidents.

Schoolboy humor at "naughty words" aside, I think this could point to something very worrisome.

Everyone slips up, but from a conspiracy angle, I'd say let's keep an eye on it.

originally posted by: caterpillage
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Nope, two 'rrrrrs in the OP!

By the way, has anyone ever noticed the discomfort in people's voices when they order a Regina pizza?

Oh drool, I know what I'm having ... until the waitress arrives.

How is it pronounced?
Gee I haven't thought about it.

Think fast ... erm (she's gonna think I'm a sexist perv if I say it) ... and you listen to yourself say: "Er, can I please have the 'Rageena'"?

"The what"?

"There, that one on the menu".

"Oh, the Regina", she announces to everyone, "good choice".

I'm turning red like a tomato.