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All is revealed.......I am the Hoff!

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posted on Mar, 18 2005 @ 01:07 PM
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look kids and crazy cats.....its out of the bag........some of you have realised that i am not who i pertend to be......yup......you guessed it....im really the 'HOFF'

so look i dont want tons of u2u's asking for autographs......goes in KITT......private meetings after work/school/college etc with me and your friends so you can impress them and look cool whilst we chill out in hanglider collars and tight black pants and leather jackets......NO,NO,NO....dont even ask!

But.....im not a total spoil sport so feel free to ask if you need advice on any of the following.........

growing and pruning the perfect chest carpet.......
driving an old battered trans am over huge jumps and miracullsley not totally destroying the entire car,
maintaining an intense stare even when smiling,
giving 'real' love......you know....from the heart,
dealing with an american butler with a really bad english accent,

and last but not least.........winning every time with the lady of your choice!

BRING THE LOVE!

AND REMEMBER........."NO DUDE.......YOUR GAY"

PEACE OUT......THE 'HOFF'.




posted on Mar, 18 2005 @ 01:09 PM
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You're not going to sing, are you?



posted on Mar, 18 2005 @ 01:13 PM
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HAYULP MEH!!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Mar, 18 2005 @ 01:13 PM
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I knew the first day I met optimus in chat there was something different about him....I now know what it is!!!!!!!


..........he's part of a secret US military experiment to create legions of popular tv people to enact secret mind control measures through television programs....


...maybe I'm reading into this too deeply.....


JAK

posted on Mar, 18 2005 @ 01:15 PM
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Wow!! The Hoff for real.

I... I think I love you. *Swoons*

Yours forever,

Jack



posted on Mar, 18 2005 @ 01:26 PM
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Originally posted by JAK
Wow!! The Hoff for real.

I... I think I love you. *Swoons*

Yours forever,

Jack


Be careful JAK, I read that the Hasselhoff is actually a Reptillian.



posted on Mar, 18 2005 @ 01:38 PM
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Omygod! The hoff-man is here to conquer the ATS girls!
*stares* *swoons*
Marrrrrry meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!



posted on Mar, 18 2005 @ 02:54 PM
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Help me please. I need to know the name of the "evil Kitt". I was discussing Knight Rider last week with a friend and we could not remember his name.
He was so evil with his evil green lights. I can't remember his name and it is really bothering me now.



posted on Mar, 18 2005 @ 03:13 PM
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Originally posted by Umbrax
Help me please. I need to know the name of the "evil Kitt". I was discussing Knight Rider last week with a friend and we could not remember his name.
He was so evil with his evil green lights. I can't remember his name and it is really bothering me now.

Short for "Knight Automated Roving Robot"




posted on Mar, 18 2005 @ 03:24 PM
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K.A.R.R.!

oooo just the name send schivers up my spine.


My favorite roll for Hasselhoff was Nick Fury



As far as crappy made for TV movies go, I thought it was pretty good.



posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 11:35 AM
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My Eyes! I've been blinded. I hate you JAK.


JAK

posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 11:38 AM
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Hey Sarcasimo, don't be like that.

Drink in the joy that is the Hoff:

Jack

[Edit - Just to add that this is not my work, all I did was modify it to blend with Optimus' mini profile colour. I cannot remember the image comes from, but it's true creator is genius.
)

[edit on 21/3/05 by JAK]



posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 11:41 AM
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uh oh..my head swims..



great art JAK


thats optimus fett´s personality *HIT IT*



posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 11:41 AM
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Jack's has been instrumental over the past few years of helping me spread the 'hoff' love.......anyone hates him.....they hate me..(the hoff) aswell.....dont make me deploy my people...........just chill......and feeeeeeeeeel the love.xxx



posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 11:44 AM
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Originally posted by JAK
Hey Sarcasimo, don't be like that.

Drink in the joy that is the Hoff:

Jack


Jesus JAK, you should be shot for that one.


*rubs eyes*


JAK

posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 11:48 AM
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I wish that I could take credit for such a impressive 'piece'


But alas my skills fall short of creating such unadulterated beauty.

Jack



posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 12:01 PM
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Can I be on team Hoff. If Kitt gets full I can lay in the trunk till we get where we need to be.



[edit on 21-3-2005 by SpittinCobra]



posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 12:21 PM
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TextCan I be on team Hoff. If Kitt gets full I can lay in the trunk till we get where we need to be.


DUDE!!!..YOUR IN!!.........YOU CAN RIDE IN THE BACK......NO PROBS!



posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 12:23 PM
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So how can we get these guy? Really stick it to them.:bash:



posted on Mar, 21 2005 @ 12:33 PM
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You cannot beat the AHM, Cobra... in a short time, we have already grown bigger than the Cult Of Hoff

you should have joined us, Cobra... we could have cured you of your Hoff Love, by making you watch Miami Vice

But now...





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