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Just A Random Question

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posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 05:28 PM
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Will the company that made Trumpy Bear make a Biden themed bear and if so, what would it feature?

I’m thinking first and foremost in needs a smaller bear in front, right about muzzle height with Biden Bear’s head leaning to the side to be seen. The hidden cape should be made of either a Chinese flag or quilt work of fraudulent ballots. For the commercial the biker should mention that everyone needs a Biden Bear as required by law...

Just some ideas. Of course developing and marketing a new product is a capitalist thing, so might not happen at all under the new management...



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 05:30 PM
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he'd also have to be wearing a mask



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 05:40 PM
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Just some ideas. Of course developing and marketing a new product is a capitalist thing, so might not happen at all under the new management...


Ownership will be mandatory.......I think that m word will be word of the year next year.....and we will be told that is a good thing.



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 05:42 PM
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Will it come with accessories like a Barbie house, only it's just a basement?

Can we get a slut sidekick doll as well?

And OMG... it needs to talk like the old Furbys did.

All disjointed and weird...

Just like Joe!!!




posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 05:44 PM
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a reply to: Ahabstar

This is a completely f#(%ed up world.




posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 05:52 PM
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a reply to: Ahabstar

If you squeeze it should sniff. Also loaded with an giant assortment of as I like to call The Biden moments.

Press his left palm and you hear " Cornpop was a bad dude.'
The right palm would be the quintessential, "Come on man!".

Left foot could usher in the ever so eloquent,"Your a lieing dog faced pony soilder!".

If you push it's a$$ it could say, "Obama, is that you?".



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 05:54 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari

Modern Teddy Ruxpin. Been told they were awesome when you dropped a cassette of Sabbath’s Paranoid in them.

Biden Bear should be animatronic. Have a large solid state drive with 47 years worth of gaffs. Tempted to say an undersized rechargeable battery paired with an inadequate solar panel as a Green New Deal ”feature” and so comical things happen during playback and animatronic functions like slow and sometimes jarring movements.



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 05:55 PM
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a reply to: myselfaswell

Mandatory is patriotic - just like paying taxes.



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 05:56 PM
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a reply to: Ahabstar

Verbal glitches ...

We used to joke about dropping inappropriate tapes into him and making him Teddy Sexpin. I was in about junior high when he came out though.



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 05:58 PM
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A tag that says made in China.



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 05:59 PM
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a reply to: Ahabstar

a big frickin nose, and saying uh,uh, uh, smarter than your average, uh, uh, uh, corn cob was a bad dude
edit on 27-11-2020 by hounddoghowlie because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 06:00 PM
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originally posted by: Ahabstar
Will the company that made Trumpy Bear make a Biden themed bear


They already did



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 06:02 PM
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originally posted by: highvein
a reply to: Ahabstar

If you squeeze it should sniff. Also loaded with an giant assortment of as I like to call The Biden moments.

Press his left palm and you hear " Cornpop was a bad dude.'
The right palm would be the quintessential, "Come on man!".

Left foot could usher in the ever so eloquent,"Your a lieing dog faced pony soilder!".

If you push it's a$$ it could say, "Obama, is that you?".



Actually, if you push his a$$, he'll say " Braaaaaaak,...is that you"



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 06:02 PM
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I'm thinking of the Biden monopoly game now.

Where if you get enough money to buy a property, every time you pass "Go" then you have to give half of your money to the players that don't have a property.

Unless you pull a "Democrat" card, then you get to take money from everyone.

And for the love of God hope you don't draw the white player piece...

Because then every time you roll you are held back 2 spaces.



edit on 27-11-2020 by Lumenari because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 06:03 PM
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If you stroke his legs, he'll say, "Not tonight Comma-LA! You're too old for me."



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 06:06 PM
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It panders to all the black, brown, and Asiatic bears while blaming the world's problems on polar bears and traitorous panda bears.



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 06:08 PM
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a reply to: burdman30ott6

Wait ... I thought we were making the Biden bear a pedobear, but you're describing a panderbear.



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 06:09 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: burdman30ott6

Wait ... I thought we were making the Biden bear a pedobear, but you're describing a panderbear.



I live in Alaska... we have one word for "heatwave" and 40,000 words for "bears."



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 06:11 PM
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a reply to: Ahabstar

They may make a Biden Bear. . . but it'll look like Kommie Harris.



posted on Nov, 27 2020 @ 06:14 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari

Socialopoly:

The two decks: Community Organizers and Dominion (because nothing is left to chance)

Luxury Tax: 95% Cash on hand
Limousine Liberal: Advance to Free Parking, if you pass Go collect $200 UBI
Facebook Makes Error In Your Favor: Collect $10 Social Credits




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