The BioVYZR: Covid Protection to the Max

Hey everyone, are tired of looking like a dork in your ineffective piece of cloth? Sick of people telling you you're killing grandma?

Want an option that'll let you feel safe and breathe easy in your own private filtered bubble that looks pretty darn nifty? Well....

www.indiegogo.com...#/


Look it even has some gloves for those people who can't keep their hands off their face. Or maybe hotboxing purposes?



www.businessinsider.com...

Face masks aren't the only protective gear to prevent the coronavirus. Toronto-based Vyzr Technologies created the BioVyzr, a shield that covers the wearer's face and protects against droplets and pathogens. 

With what Vyzr calls a "space-age aesthetic," the BioVyzr is a Powered Air Purifying Respirator (PAPR), a device typically used only in industrial and healthcare settings. The company says a PAPR can often cost as much as $1,800, but the BioVyzr is selling for $249 on the company's website. For comparison, N95 masks, which are out of stock in much of the world, can cost around $40. Early backers had the chance to buy the BioVyzr at a lower price.

What a future eh? Everyone protected and sealed in their own little space age suit. Protected from the dangerous air contaminated by other filthy human beings. Finally we can all feel safe knowing every molecule of air that goes into us is 100% safe and virus free.

I really don't think I'd be able to help myself if I ever seen someone in one of these things. I just wouldn't be able to stop laughing. As it was, it took me a few minutes before I could stop long enough to write this thread.

a reply to: dug88

OK , so when are you getting one Dug ? I mean , Gotta Be SAFE from the Sickness . Come On Man ! .....)



Oh , and How can you have Sex in that Thing , or is it Even Possible . ? .Hmm.......

originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: dug88

OK , so when are you getting one Dug ? I mean , Gotta Be SAFE from the Sickness . Come On Man ! .....)



Oh , and How can you have Sex in that Thing , or is it Even Possible . ? .Hmm.......

Maybe the company is developing virus free sex interfaces to be worn down below and in conjunction with this nonsense. Someone needs to stop these damn canadians!

a reply to: igloo



" virus free sex interfaces "

Geez , I gotta Buy Stock in that Company .........)

a reply to: dug88

I want to see someone over six feet tall try and wear this (I'm 6'2"). Walking through doorways is gonna suck.

a reply to: Zanti Misfit

Oh , and How can you have Sex in that Thing , or is it Even Possible . ? .

Hmm.......

You can have sex, drink and vape with this one.

It has flashy lights too!

Los Angeles-based design company Production Club has dreamed up a virus-proof half-body suit concept called the “Micrashell” that could allow us to one day safely attend film festivals, concerts and sports events during or after a global pandemic — without having to stand six feet apart.

The company calls it a “personal protective equipment design concept that allows for human-to-human interaction in group setting” in a press release. “The Micrashell is a virus-shielded, easy to control, fun to wear, disinfectable, fast to deploy suit that allows socializing without distancing.”

This Virus-Proof Suit Lets You Vape, Have Sex

nice, can i pipe in my own farts?

a reply to: Zanti Misfit

Borrow a Mormons sex gown

a reply to: dug88

You might not be laughing.

It may well be your Dentist or Prostate Doctor wearing it.

a reply to: LookingAtMars



" You can have sex, drink and vape with this one.

It has flashy lights too! "


Ah Yeah , but All at the Same Time ? Don't get My Hopes Up among Other Things .......)

This is so unbelievably stupid...
Ugh

a reply to: muzzleflash
But its safe stupid.

Until the one from the human species finds out how to prove me wrong.

That thing is unsafe, if he farts it will rise into his T-shirt and into the helmet making him dizzy and he may accidentally touch a girls buttox in the store and get knocked out by a leg of lamb or a zucchini if she is a vegan..

a reply to: dug88

Film made in 1936 called;

'Things to Come'

View such - on youtube -at 34:32, you will see the headgear you mentioned / predicted.

a reply to: dug88

I can't wait to see libs wearing these, LOL

a reply to: LookingAtMars

They already make this stuff, they are called PAPRs. Powered air purifying respirators.

a reply to: Zanti Misfit

warning language,

Looks like were all sorted for Covid-21 next year

OK. Can we all agree that this is the last bit of evidence we needed to realize it's time for the asteroid to just hit us? Just make it stop!