Why do women think claws are attractive?

a reply to: Atsbhct

Yep... Mullets...wallets with chains..flannel shirts.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Full disclosure, my wife has long nails. And horns.



But she's Jewish so it comes with the territory.

I heard she got out of the dybbuk box and you're being featured on the new season of Paranormal Housewives?

originally posted by: Atsbhct
I heard she got out of the dybbuk box and you're being featured on the new season of Paranormal Housewives?

Yeah, me and the girls are going for a spa day and then we'll dish the dirt on our spouses.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Don't forget to ask for extra length on the toenails, too.

a reply to: Bluntone22

That's what I was thinking: the fantasy ones guys wish they could watch on video or the fat, angry ones the government spent money studying?

a reply to: Akragon
I can live with the nails, it's the perfume I hate. Most girls that wear it don't smell good, they stink like chemicals. Maybe it's all the years I spent working with chemicals that will melt your face off, but perfume is my pet peeve.

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Bluntone22

That's what I was thinking: the fantasy ones guys wish they could watch on video or the fat, angry ones the government spent money studying?

Easy to spot the difference.
Look for the ear tags.

a reply to: Klassified

I used to work with a lady I thought would spontaneously combust...
She left a trail of perfume wherever she went.

a reply to: Bluntone22
Yep, that's the ones. I include some men in that too.

a reply to: Trueman

Hahaha.... I wish!
I do chores all the time.

a reply to: Bluntone22

Makeup, high heals and push up bras only exist for one reason... Attracting a male.

I have stated this here before, but an older woman that I befriended clued me into this:
Women don't doll up for the man, they do it to outdo each other.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Easy 1 hand of nails scoops the filling and the other hand is used as a 4 blade knife

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Gtfo...does she do the wig as well?

originally posted by: Akragon
I see this a lot... ladies with finger nails that are super long....

Im sorry but this isn't attractive in the least... you look like a witch lol

You can't make them pretty!

They look dangerous... and you might slash our throat

Keep em to a minimum ladies... its just not sexy

maybe this should be a rant... idk

Its just nasty....

I’ve always wondered the same thing. I’ll let mine grow a little past my fingertip, get a french manicure, and trim them when they get much longer.

You can’t do anything with those long gross nails anyway- open soda cans, type, etc...I don’t get it. No matter how prettily they are painted.

originally posted by: Akragon
I see this a lot... ladies with finger nails that are super long....

Im sorry but this isn't attractive in the least... you look like a witch lol

You can't make them pretty!

They look dangerous... and you might slash our throat

Keep em to a minimum ladies... its just not sexy

maybe this should be a rant... idk

Its just nasty....

It's a certain type of lady that does this.

originally posted by: Rekrul
a reply to: Akragon

You've obviously never had your back scratched. Those claws you speak of are amazing.

Not when you realize after a night of debauchery and you realize that you're bleeding through the back of your shirt where a woman has decided to annihilate your back.

A related question. Why do otherwise beautiful women shave off their eyebrows and draw geometric shapes in their place?

Cause I know y'all are wondering about this.....

For the record, I don't keep my nails this long, or anywhere near it. But I do wear them longer, and enjoy making them pretty. And some men do appreciate it, as their compliments tell me so. But I don't do it for them. I do it because I have always wanted to have nice, manicured nails. It is the only "high maintenance" thing about me, but I also do my nails myself.

a reply to: tamusan

I think that is a much more important thing to be discussed.

originally posted by: chelsdh

So disgusted that she actually poops.