No doubt the polls are unbiased and Biden is leading, right? Right.
With that in mind, here's how you can effectively argue against a Biden supporter.
1. Stick to your truths, avoid facts. Subjectivity is bound to win anyone over.
2. Get the ad hominems out early, and let them linger. Call your opponent fat. Challenge him/her to pushups. Or simply tell them they're full of chit.
Additionally, show the world your degree in ancient mythology was not a waste of time and conjure up the image of the legendary dog faced pony
soldier.
3.Involve their family. Offer to meet in person and have their kids play with your leg hairs in their swimming pool. Sniff their hair vicariously upon
first introductions. Let your hands linger on their upper body.
4. Pray for an opponent of color. Then denounce their race if they disagree with any of your truths.
5. Appeal to the man on the street. You're hip. You're square. Tikitikitiki. You know how drugs can devastate a community because more than likely
while you are worried about the state of the country your own child is a crack whore.
6. Confuse the issue. Tell them only their candidate can be re elected. Correct yourself by saying only their candidate can win.
7. Be ready to concede valid points. Shouting "C'mon man!" goes a long way to show you're open to valid arguments.
8. Show your funny side. Humor goes a long way to dispel any unnecessary tension. Pretend to confuse your wife with your sister. Suck her finger.
9. Forget your track record. You've been doing this for over a hundred years. Pfft! Tsk! Harumph!
10. Wave to invisible supporters. You are in the majority and although your opponent can't see them, that's only because they're not there. Use that
majority to intimidate your opponent.
Even if you lose the argument, the discussion will become so unpalatable that your opponent will simply retreat from your madness.
Claim victory as they skulk off into the sunset.
edit on 21-10-2020 by 19Bones79 because: (no reason given)
edit on 21-10-2020
by 19Bones79 because: (no reason given)
edit on 21-10-2020 by 19Bones79 because: (no reason given)