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posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 02:21 PM
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This tongue-in-cheekiness bit of satire has to be the funniest thing I have read all week..... Clearly the douche nozzles at Facebook don't appreciate the genius of Monty Python.

Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch

Political madness it is! ha ha....sorry peeps if you were expecting a serious story. In regards to how serious the world has devolved into true chaos, some of us need to cling to whatever slivers of humor we can find....

ETA - btw, this skit from Monty Python is probably my all-time favorite! ha ha....



"She turned me into a newt!"

"A newt?"

"Well, I got better...."



edit on 20-10-2020 by CIAGypsy because: (no reason given)




posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 02:40 PM
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If the KFC bucket floats ... then what ? 🦃



edit on Oct-20-2020 by xuenchen because: nickel tipper



posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 02:50 PM
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originally posted by: xuenchen
If the KFC bucket floats ... than what ? 🦃


Hirono and Cohen both get burned at the stake!



posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 02:53 PM
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originally posted by: Vasa Croe

originally posted by: xuenchen
If the KFC bucket floats ... than what ? 🦃


Hirono and Cohen both get burned at the stake!


I could live with that.



posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 02:54 PM
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a reply to: CIAGypsy

if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is a witch. it's only fair.

or build a bridge out of her.


eta: tell me, how did you become so wise in the ways of science?
edit on 20-10-2020 by network dude because: Beto, what a stupid name.



posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 02:56 PM
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a reply to: CIAGypsy

Lmao...I luv it...

Sounds a bit too common sense for Hirono though



posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 03:09 PM
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a reply to: CIAGypsy

is there a video of this?



posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 04:09 PM
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a reply to: CIAGypsy
I would say that Cleese's character in that skit could be, impossible to judge of course, his best little bit ever.



posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 04:37 PM
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originally posted by: subfab
a reply to: CIAGypsy

is there a video of this?


If I had the time or video editing skills, I would definitely put one together...ha ha. Unfortunately, there is only the story.



posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 04:38 PM
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I'm still wondering how many women Hirono has sexually abused.



posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 05:03 PM
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Proof the left has no sense of humor.

Facebook demonetizes the Bee over this one.


On Tuesday, Facebook stood by its decision to demonetize the Christian satire site The Babylon Bee over a satire article regurgitating a witch joke from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Facebook claimed that the article “Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch” actually “incites violence.”


This apparently incites violence.

I look forward to when Facebook also demands everyone remove Monty Python for the same reason.

This is what the Bee editor had to say:


“So after a manual review, Facebook says they stand by their decision to pull down this article and demonetize our page. I’m not kidding. They say this article ‘incites violence,'” Dillon tweeted. “It’s literally a regurgitated joke from a Monty Python movie!”

“In what universe does a fictional quote as part of an obvious joke constitute a genuine incitement to violence?” the CEO asked. “How does context not come into play here? They’re asking us to edit the article and not speak publicly about internal content reviews. Oops, did I just tweet this?”



posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 05:19 PM
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Maybe they should STOP acting like they area JOKE and do the JOBs we hired them to they want comedy Saturday night live !

The REALY problem with the Right is the WHOLE government Is being run like a game show !
Jokes trolls ATS us to bane them .

The greatest Troll ever ATS says so TRUMP ! The living walking JOKE .



posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 05:53 PM
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a reply to: CIAGypsy

Now we see the violence inherent in the system!



posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 05:56 PM
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originally posted by: midnightstar
Maybe they should STOP acting like they area JOKE and do the JOBs we hired them to they want comedy Saturday night live !

The REALY problem with the Right is the WHOLE government Is being run like a game show !
Jokes trolls ATS us to bane them .

The greatest Troll ever ATS says so TRUMP ! The living walking JOKE .


Are you sending us coded messages in the capitalizations?

STOP JOKE JOBS - obviously anti-comedian!
REALLY WHOLE ATS - Really?
ATS TRUMP JOKE - that's getting partisan, isn't it?




posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 06:06 PM
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a reply to: stosh64


Hole up the both of you. Are you two trying to say that some how, some where, we all fell into a scripted Monty Python bit, and no body either wants or has found a way out? Is that what you are really trying to say?

Now things are beginning to make sense.



posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 07:16 PM
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Hysterical!




posted on Oct, 20 2020 @ 10:12 PM
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They should do one about Joe and Hunter.



posted on Oct, 21 2020 @ 08:00 AM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
Proof the left has no sense of humor.

Facebook demonetizes the Bee over this one.


On Tuesday, Facebook stood by its decision to demonetize the Christian satire site The Babylon Bee over a satire article regurgitating a witch joke from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Facebook claimed that the article “Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch” actually “incites violence.”


This apparently incites violence.

I look forward to when Facebook also demands everyone remove Monty Python for the same reason.

This is what the Bee editor had to say:


“So after a manual review, Facebook says they stand by their decision to pull down this article and demonetize our page. I’m not kidding. They say this article ‘incites violence,'” Dillon tweeted. “It’s literally a regurgitated joke from a Monty Python movie!”

“In what universe does a fictional quote as part of an obvious joke constitute a genuine incitement to violence?” the CEO asked. “How does context not come into play here? They’re asking us to edit the article and not speak publicly about internal content reviews. Oops, did I just tweet this?”


As we have learned, if "they" deny it loudly, then is must be true!



posted on Oct, 21 2020 @ 08:10 AM
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The Left can’t Meme.

The Left can’t Satire.

No wonder the Left wants to destroy America, the Left are repressed.



posted on Oct, 21 2020 @ 08:23 AM
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a reply to: Ahabstar

Everything the left thinks a conservative society would impose, they tend to do. They are the ultimate no fun group. We are not allowed to make jokes, and theirs aren't funny. Instead, they are vicious and nasty.



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