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Just a reminder. . . . . Happy Columbus Day!

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posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 09:23 AM
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Just wanted to make sure everyone was triggered today.



In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue,
In the Nina, Pinta, and Enterprise.

Before Columbus's arrival, no one had ever had racism, war, or was mean.

Columbus is responsible for the ozone hole, Nickelback, and that little piece of pop corn that gets stuck in your teeth at the beginning of the movie and just ruins the entire film experience for me. I really hate that but who brings floss to the movie theatre?




posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 09:24 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

What real Italians think of the guy:




posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 09:30 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
You spelled 'Indigenous People's Day' incorrectly.




posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 09:32 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

and The Nina is "The Niña"



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 09:33 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

My wife is a banker and has the day off...
Thanks Christopher!

F*** people's feelings...



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 09:45 AM
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It seems strange to me that we have a holiday for a man that was never an American citizen, who "discovered" an already inhabited land. This holiday should die; and, if another national holiday is necessary, then make it election day.



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 09:50 AM
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I demand to know when we will start celebrating the Vikings?

You know, the REAL MEN, who got here first.



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 09:51 AM
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originally posted by: WeDemBoyz
It seems strange to me that we have a holiday for a man that was never an American citizen, who "discovered" an already inhabited land. This holiday should die; and, if another national holiday is necessary, then make it election day.


I personally don't get his relevance to the United States, it's not like he ever set foot here.



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 09:59 AM
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I'm so triggered right now, I think I'm gonna go steal a new tv and burn down the store on my way out. Just to get some justice.



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 10:01 AM
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originally posted by: chiefsmom
I demand to know when we will start celebrating the Vikings?

You know, the REAL MEN, who got here first.


I'm fine with that, as long as it's not the crap team from Minnesota.



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 10:14 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Just wanted to make sure everyone was triggered today.



In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue,
In the Nina, Pinta, and Enterprise.

Before Columbus's arrival, no one had ever had racism, war, or was mean.

Columbus is responsible for the ozone hole, Nickelback, and that little piece of pop corn that gets stuck in your teeth at the beginning of the movie and just ruins the entire film experience for me. I really hate that but who brings floss to the movie theatre?


Happy Columbus Day back at ya.

I'm proud of all my ancestry. I'm glad I am who I am.

I like having the capability of growing a nice fat Spanish beard and having a brown colored Native American ass.

I like my swarthiness.

I am now a pirate.



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 10:29 AM
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Thanks to Columbus, Spaniards destroyed ancient civilizations in America.

They call them pre-columbian cultures for something.



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 10:32 AM
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In honor of Columbo Day I'm going to accuse William Shatner of Murder.
edit on 12-10-2020 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 10:48 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
In honor of Columbo Day I'm going to accuse William Shatner of Murder.


Colombo: "Excuse me ma'am."

DB: "I'm not a woman!"

Colombo: "Well, using my detective skills I've deduced you have huge breasts. Therefore you are a woman."



edit on 12-10-2020 by AugustusMasonicus because: Networkdude has no beer



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 10:58 AM
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um...no...it is Canadian Thanksgiving Day, eh!



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 11:03 AM
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I personally don't get his relevance to the United States, it's not like he ever set foot here.

Columbus Day should be deported to Cuba. Then when it floats to Florida on a raft, it can get special refugee status and become a permanent resident of the U.S. with a path to citizenship.



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 11:24 AM
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Ah...the bastard that enslaved my gggggggfathers, (Chickasaw and Cherokee, Iroquois) and all First Nation origin peoples...(tho not the 1st to discover same).

Columbus flew a Templer flag and was Masonic affiliated.

No matter what anyone thinks...he was just one peon credit taker when dozens...perhaps 1,000's ..obviously went before

Here in Detroit, they tore his statue down in downtown...next will be LaSalle, Marquette...then our Joe Louis Fist
edit on 12-10-2020 by mysterioustranger because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 11:25 AM
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Celebrating with a plate of spaghetti with meat sauce; Eyetalian style.



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 11:31 AM
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originally posted by: Floridadreamin
Celebrating with a plate of spaghetti with meat sauce; Eyetalian style.


He was from Genoa, you'd be better of with pesto and not something from rival Bologna.



posted on Oct, 12 2020 @ 11:55 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Magic Chef isn't fancy like that. Ground beef sauce on special today only at 4.99.




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