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How do you make Donald Trump change out a light bulb?

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posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 12:10 PM
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How do you make Donald Trump change out a light bulb?

Tell him Obama installed it.




posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 12:13 PM
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a reply to: Gandalf77

Tell him it's brighter than him.



posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 12:16 PM
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He he not really you don't make Donald Trump change out a light bulb he makes you change out the light bulb



posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 12:17 PM
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a reply to: Gandalf77

Ask nice, and tell him China makes 16-year bulbs.
He'll do it by himself because he's mostly German
and has a naturally twisted sense of humor.



posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 12:19 PM
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originally posted by: gortex
a reply to: Gandalf77

Tell him it's brighter than him.


Ah yes, that would work too.



posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 12:21 PM
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"In Donald Trumps Voice"

No No No We are Gonna make a new light bulb

It's gonna be the greatest light bulb ever , it will shine for 1 million years !

Were gonna get experts from all over the word to work on this thing .

Were gonna get experts from all over the world to in install this thing.

It will SHINE in the White House long after I'm gone reminding everone of my great accomplishments .

I'm telling you people your gonna love it.




posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 12:29 PM
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a reply to: Gandalf77

Why are Republicans snowflakes?

Cold, white, and if you get enough of them together they close down public schools.




I’ll be here all week.




posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 12:32 PM
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a reply to: underwerks

LOL. Nice!



posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 12:32 PM
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I don't think you can "make" Trump do anything. He is not your servant.



posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 12:33 PM
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originally posted by: toolgal462
I don't think you can "make" Trump do anything. He is not your servant.


Boo. Lame.



posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 12:43 PM
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a reply to: Gandalf77



How do you make Donald Trump change out a light bulb?

Q, Fox News, and OAN have confirmed that Trump has changed that bulb.

#FactCheckersBad.

edit on 18-9-2020 by pthena because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 12:45 PM
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originally posted by: underwerks
a reply to: Gandalf77

Why are Republicans snowflakes?

Cold, white, and if you get enough of them together they close down public schools.




I’ll be here all week.



How do you get a progressive in out of the snow?

Tell them you have pepperoni and cheese pizza for them



posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 12:53 PM
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a reply to: pthena

#FactCheckersBad.


Light Bulbs are Racist !!!




Joe Biden claims that a black man invented the light bulb, 'not Edison' . Biden was likely referring to Lewis Howard Latimer, who, according to a biography by MIT, patented an improved version of an incandescent light bulb (although neither of them were entirely responsible for the breakthough)



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posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 01:10 PM
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a reply to: Gandalf77

Biden told that joke last week. The actual quote was, "How do you get Donald Trump to change a, a-a...a you know the thing!"



posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 01:11 PM
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a reply to: Infoshill



Light Bulbs are Racist !!!

Or is it only the carbon filament and screw in socket?
Oh screw it! I've got black lights, white lights, blue lights, red lights, and even yellow lights.

That's it! I'm not going to vote Biden for School Board.



posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 01:36 PM
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originally posted by: Gandalf77
How do you make Donald Trump change out a light bulb?


Tell him it involves a slow screw against the wall.

Also doubles as his pick-up line with the cocktail waitress.




posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 01:37 PM
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originally posted by: toolgal462
I don't think you can "make" Trump do anything. He is not your servant.



HAHAHAHAHA!

Donald J. Trump is the president of the United States. He is not the owner of the United States. President Trump was elected to the office of president of the United States. He did not buy the United States. He cannot run the United States as if he owns it. He was elected leader of the people of the United States. He is not the boss of all the people. He is a public servant of the republic.


Until he makes himself supreme leader in 2024!



posted on Sep, 18 2020 @ 01:39 PM
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originally posted by: underwerks
a reply to: Gandalf77

Why are Republicans snowflakes?

Cold, white, and if you get enough of them together they close down public schools.




I’ll be here all week.



That was really funny dude.




posted on Sep, 20 2020 @ 07:20 AM
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a reply to: asabuvsobelow

....its going to be very, very, very, very good...in fact probably the best in the world. People are going to love it and its going to be very, very, very good. I don't know maybe the greatest thing the world has seen.



posted on Sep, 20 2020 @ 07:32 AM
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a reply to: Gandalf77

How do you make Donald Trump change out a light bulb?

You don't. Donald Trump isn't afraid of the dark.



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