A Shout Out to the Men of ATS & Request for Advise

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: new_here

Dammit. So upset I was on vacay and missed this thread.

What are you wearing right now, dear?

Uhhh, khaki's.

originally posted by: new_here
Hello ATS!

I've been a member here for 10 amazing years. As a woman, I'm sending a shoutout to my brethren here for being gentlemen and never giving me that "uh-oh feeling."

I'd like to know, do you have any advice for me? Anything I can say up front that is to the point but not rude (in case man in question is not one of THOSE men.) Imagine I'm your sister, or mom, or any other female in your life you care about... what advice would you give?

Thanks again for your respectfulness to me. Where will you go when ATS closes its doors? How will I find you amongst the creeps, lol...

You HAD ME at "Hello".

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Uhhh, khaki's.

I'd be surprised if you were even wearing pants.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Uhhh, khaki's.

I'd be surprised if you were even wearing pants.

Uh hello!

It’s called a kilt!

It just happens to be pink with glitter.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

All dudes know that it is absolute fact that women want them if they even so much as look in their general direction.

She totally wants me.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: new_here

Dammit. So upset I was on vacay and missed this thread.

What are you wearing right now, dear?

Still wearing this, days later:
Link

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well then.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: new_here
Hello ATS!

I've been a member here for 10 amazing years. As a woman, I'm sending a shoutout to my brethren here for being gentlemen and never giving me that "uh-oh feeling."

I'd like to know, do you have any advice for me? Anything I can say up front that is to the point but not rude (in case man in question is not one of THOSE men.) Imagine I'm your sister, or mom, or any other female in your life you care about... what advice would you give?

Thanks again for your respectfulness to me. Where will you go when ATS closes its doors? How will I find you amongst the creeps, lol...

You HAD ME at "Hello".

It's you, isn't it? You are Johnnie E on Words with Friends. Folks, we've found him!!!

a reply to: new_here

Find a picture.

They aren't beige, and some chunks might add to the effect too.

originally posted by: new_here
Still wearing this, days later:
Link

Hawt.

originally posted by: chelsdh
Well then.

Stop pretending it's not true.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I hope it's not true.

Because I like having (a few) friends. Male and female. Don't want any more awkwardness than I already bring.

originally posted by: chelsdh
I hope it's not true.

100% true.

Now, what are you wearing, dear?

originally posted by: new_here

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: new_here
Hello ATS!

I've been a member here for 10 amazing years. As a woman, I'm sending a shoutout to my brethren here for being gentlemen and never giving me that "uh-oh feeling."

I'd like to know, do you have any advice for me? Anything I can say up front that is to the point but not rude (in case man in question is not one of THOSE men.) Imagine I'm your sister, or mom, or any other female in your life you care about... what advice would you give?

Thanks again for your respectfulness to me. Where will you go when ATS closes its doors? How will I find you amongst the creeps, lol...

You HAD ME at "Hello".

It's you, isn't it? You are Johnnie E on Words with Friends. Folks, we've found him!!!

You Wish!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Low spirits.

originally posted by: chelsdh
Low spirits.

Are those like daisy dukes? Because I approve if they are.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nah. You'll never catch me in public in anything like that.

originally posted by: chelsdh
Nah. You'll never catch me in public in anything like that.

LOL.

I have practice running people down so catching you in public won't be much of an issue, eventually they all get tired...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh good. You will love the hammer pants and over sized sweatshirt that I am usually wearing when not at work.
Enough about me. What are you wearing?

originally posted by: chelsdh
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh good. You will love the hammer pants and over sized sweatshirt that I am usually wearing when not at work.
Enough about me. What are you wearing?

'Hammer Pants' used to be my 'Porn Name'.