Awkward First Timers

They sat in a circle looking at the fire pretending they weren't there, hoping none of the others noticed.

The camp counselor asked again, "Who wants to start?"

Bill nudged Tim, "You go."

Everyone looked at Tim. Tim knew they were all looking. "Um, well, my uncle's girlfriend had a Yugo. It was a cheap car, and it broke."

After some amount of silence Bill spoke up, "I'm going to get a brand new Shelby Cobra Mark One."

"Brand new?" Tim asked, What?"

"I'm not a mechanic. I don't know how to restore classic cars."

- the end
or so they wished -