Lyrics to songs you can't un-hear

So we all sing along to songs we love, and 90% of the time we get the lyrics wrong. Sometimes the fails are so epic and great, you simply can't hear the song any other way, because, well simply you don't want to!

I give you the bagel song.
"Last night I dreamt of some bagels"


Next I give you David Hasselhoff's biggest fear...Sand Patrol
"You Know It's Sand Patrol!!!!"


And finally the one that inspired this stupid ass thread
Beware Hawaiian Banana Farmers...
"DALE MIGHT COME, AND HE BRING BANANA HOME"



If anyone has a song they could never un-hear, post it up!

a reply to: Vector99

The song “Lunatic Fringe”....always thought it said “lemme take French”


Oh and the song “Stroke Me”. Always thought it said “Snowflake”....

Recently my significant other was humming/singing a tune whilst on a roadtrip.

I kept hearing, "CANONBALL"!! I thought Anchorman but it wasn't in 'tune'. She was delirious road-tripping.

It took about a half-hour to realize she meant "Panama"!. And the song she loved which I should have hated, I loved too.

Apologies for a fly by.... but.

Have a quick look for the "Ken Lee" song.

a reply to: Vector99

originally posted by: slatesteam
a reply to: Vector99

The song “Lunatic French”....always thought it said “lemme take French”

The name of the song is "Lunatic FRINGE" by Red Rider

originally posted by: Gothmog

originally posted by: slatesteam
a reply to: Vector99

The song “Lunatic French”....always thought it said “lemme take French”

The name of the song is "Lunatic FRINGE" by Red Rider

ROFL, epic!!!

a reply to: Gothmog. Thank you for pointing that out. I know the actual song is Fringe....

Not sure why I put French. Guess I can’t unhear it

That'so funny grew up listening to Van Halen for the first few days I was playing it full blast singing ANIMAL. Then there was Shot the Monkey by Peter Gabriel. But recently my favorite is on Reddit was somebody wanting to know the song where the guy kept on singing ambulance as in Ram Jam's whoa Black Betty ambulance whoa Black Betty ambulance

a reply to: putnam6

the guy kept on singing ambulance as in Ram Jam's whoa Black Betty ambulance whoa Black Betty ambulance

best clip I could find with 20 seconds on the clock, I knew exactly what you were talking about.



found this with more than 20 sec on clock

And #1 on the All-Time Charts of misunderstood lryics :
"Scuse me while I kiss this guy"

originally posted by: Gothmog
And #1 on the All-Time Charts of misunderstood lryics :
"Scuse me while I kiss this guy"

If you dont post the Hendrix video, you dont get a star

...

a reply to: Vector99

Wasn't that Madonna song was "Laugh, but im bent with lumbago"?

originally posted by: chr0naut
a reply to: Vector99

Wasn't that Madonna song was "Laugh, but im bent with lumbago"?

No, she clearly fell in love with bagels.

originally posted by: Vector99

originally posted by: Gothmog
And #1 on the All-Time Charts of misunderstood lryics :
"Scuse me while I kiss this guy"

If you dont post the Hendrix video, you dont get a star

Don't have to now , the wildcat has growled .

a reply to: Vector99

Excuse me while I kiss this guy.

a reply to: Vector99

Creedence Clearwater Revival
"There's a bathroom on the right!"

originally posted by: new_here
a reply to: Vector99

Creedence Clearwater Revival
"There's a bathroom on the right!"

You sir/ma'am win the internet.

I left CCR out there for a reason!

I'll just leave this right here...

originally posted by: new_here
I'll just leave this right here...

I hate you, no wait I love you.

Im, confused and flustered.

I already gave out the internet award before you posted, though you put me in a tough situation, I'm calling Steve Harvey right now to see how to deal with this....