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trump to ease water conservation rules to get his hair just right in shower

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posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:31 AM
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If you think trump cares about you or this country THINK AGAIN!!!! He wants to ease water restriction rules so HE can have his PERFECT HAIR>.it is all about HIM......oh the idiocy, the selfishness the me me me....the man is nuts......HIS HAIR is more important than having enough water to fight forest fires.....his hair is more important than communities having enough water......when he does this..how long before we you us will have to start rationing water?????



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posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:34 AM
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a reply to: research100

It's his HAIR!

DON'T YOU GET IT????

It's his HAIR!

All hail Trump's hair.

*bows before his hair*



posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:36 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

This is good news, I'll finally be able to crank the pressure washer up to full strength to reach the places your cloth-on-a-stick can't.



posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:37 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

This is good news, I'll finally be able to crank the pressure washer up to full strength to reach the places your cloth-on-a-stick can't.


It sure beats going through the car wash on a flatbed truck!



posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:37 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

It's the greatest of all time, many, many people have had hair, they all have hair and they say, ya know what, his hair is the greatest, always perfect. Amazing.



posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:38 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: research100

It's his HAIR!

DON'T YOU GET IT????

It's his HAIR!

All hail Trump's hair.

*bows before his hair*





All hail the greatest of the follicles! Father Follicle!
edit on 13-8-2020 by ManSizedSquirrel because: (no reason given)


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posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:39 AM
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About time. Stupid rule for shower heads anyway.
Next, get rid of the damn low flush toilets!
How does it help conserve if you have to flush 2 or 3 times?



posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:40 AM
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originally posted by: ware2010
a reply to: DBCowboy

It's the greatest of all time, many, many people have had hair, they all have hair and they say, ya know what, his hair is the greatest, always perfect. Amazing.


He has the best hair.

It's fantastic, his hair is.

Always the best.



posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:41 AM
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Low flow!
OH NO!!


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posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:46 AM
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originally posted by: research100
www.dailymail.co.uk...

If you think trump cares about you or this country THINK AGAIN!!!! He wants to ease water restriction rules so HE can have his PERFECT HAIR>.it is all about HIM......oh the idiocy, the selfishness the me me me....the man is nuts......HIS HAIR is more important than having enough water to fight forest fires.....his hair is more important than communities having enough water......when he does this..how long before we you us will have to start rationing water?????


Oh sweet jeezuz the TDS.

I hear he uses two dabs of conditioner too, but only if it's been tested on endangered woodland animals.



posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:50 AM
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a reply to: research100

I volunteer to take a firehose to his head anytime he wants to wash that rats nest of a 'do.



posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:50 AM
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Seinfeld tried to warn us about this years ago. We didn't listen...WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!



posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:51 AM
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originally posted by: ManSizedSquirrel

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: research100

It's his HAIR!

DON'T YOU GET IT????

It's his HAIR!

All hail Trump's hair.

*bows before his hair*





All hail the greatest of the follicles! Father Follicle!


The patron saint of male pattern baldness.

Amen.


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posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:51 AM
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Lmfao, ok so the OP went full TDS on Gossip?

Respectfully, is education still a thing? Anyone? Asking for a friend.



posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:51 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Like Robin Williams said, the hair probably *is* the Trump.



posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:52 AM
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Yup, forest fire in CA. Coincidence? I think not.

But his "hair" is actually the one in charge. His body is just a vehicle for his hair. It's an amazing vehicle, the best.



posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:52 AM
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originally posted by: ManSizedSquirrel
Seinfeld tried to warn us about this years ago. We didn't listen...WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!





posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:52 AM
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HOO-FREAKIN'-RAY!

I have a well! Why can't I buy a showerhead that will let the water flow? I max out pressure at just below 60 psi, not a few hundred psi like the water lines... so I need less restrictors!

The shower head I use I tore apart, ripped the restrictors out, and reassembled. There is no reason why I should have to do with a damn trickle or "fix" a brand-new showerhead just because I don't want to pay for recycled sewage.

That does it! TRUMP FOR KING 2024!

Win-ning, win-ning, win-ning, win-ning...

TheRedneck



posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:55 AM
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originally posted by: research100
www.dailymail.co.uk...

If you think trump cares about you or this country THINK AGAIN!!!! He wants to ease water restriction rules so HE can have his PERFECT HAIR>.it is all about HIM......oh the idiocy, the selfishness the me me me....the man is nuts......HIS HAIR is more important than having enough water to fight forest fires.....his hair is more important than communities having enough water......when he does this..how long before we you us will have to start rationing water?????







posted on Aug, 13 2020 @ 10:55 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: ManSizedSquirrel
Seinfeld tried to warn us about this years ago. We didn't listen...WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!




[Drops to my knees and screams] "OH THE HUMIDITY!!"




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