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posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 09:00 PM
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originally posted by: kwakakev
Justice.


Something we won't see in our troubled times. Not yet




posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 09:01 PM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh
a reply to: mysterioustranger

Who's there.

Ok give me a bit to summon a male function from a height greater than the males fall.



Size matters man. Choose one. Head or....



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 09:02 PM
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a reply to: Mike Stivic

No...i.was just really hoping op could answer that. I just wrote some random # down. I figured op was some kinda ultra robot or something that could answer anything. I mean...i was gonna just say 42 but that ones easy..i wanted to see it prove itself.
edit on 6/8/2020 by dug88 because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 09:02 PM
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originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
What do you want in your drink?a reply to: kwakakev



Neat. Scotch. Triple



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 09:03 PM
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originally posted by: TerryMcGuire

lk?
From a cow with short legs. a reply to: mysterioustranger



Short legs on cow gives half and half



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 09:04 PM
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originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
It’s a one pound bird that lays a two pound egg reply to: mysterioustranger



Who is my ex-wife. One of 'em



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 09:07 PM
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originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
a reply to: scraedtosleep. Another oldie. Answer.....you bet your sweet ass I am.
Q: Hey! Are you a turtle?




posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 09:08 PM
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originally posted by: Advantage
Answer : I woke up and it kinda felt like something was in or perhaps had been in my butt.


Q: Where did all this redness comes from?



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 09:12 PM
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originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: mysterioustranger

?=𝝅x²+y³/𝝅n²*2

Q: Wing ding fonts are awesome...here's an example




posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 09:21 PM
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originally posted by: LookingAtMars
a reply to: scraedtosleep

Question.


If three astronauts are in a canoe flying over the Gobi desert and they crash how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?


What is the source of this phrase?



Quickmeme.com posted about ice cream, roofs, bone n pankakes.



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 09:23 PM
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originally posted by: odzeandennz
Prince Andrews


Q: Who was that guy running on the beach naked chasing a bottle-girl?



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 09:25 PM
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originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: Mike Stivic

No...i.was just really hoping op could answer that. I just wrote some random # down. I figured op was some kinda ultra robot or something that could answer anything. I mean...i was gonna just say 42 but that ones easy..i wanted to see it prove itself.


Go the other way!!! The "answer man" is the other thread!!!



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 10:20 PM
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originally posted by: mysterioustranger

The answer: Purple because ice cream has no bones.


Question: Easy: If you're jet-skiing down a mountain and your wheel falls off, and you need to find out how many pancakes it takes to cover a doghouse, what time is it?

A: Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

I'm from the 50's
Black Maria will arrive very shortly, I dare say they have a safe system in situ... 'wouldn't bank on it though.



posted on Aug, 7 2020 @ 12:06 AM
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originally posted by: mysterioustranger

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
What do you want in your drink?a reply to: kwakakev



Neat. Scotch. Triple


No no, That was the question to the answer, ''justice''. What do you want in your drink? Just ice



posted on Aug, 7 2020 @ 12:09 AM
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a reply to: mysterioustranger

The answer was '' from a cow with short legs...''
The question, ''where do you get dragon milk?



posted on Aug, 7 2020 @ 12:12 AM
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originally posted by: mysterioustranger

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
It’s a one pound bird that lays a two pound egg reply to: mysterioustranger



Who is my ex-wife. One of 'em


The answer was a one pound bird that lays a two pound egg.
The question is, ''Why is an Uha bird called a Uha bird.
I'ts a one pound that lays a two point egg. UUUUUUUUU aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.



posted on Aug, 7 2020 @ 12:17 AM
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a reply to: mysterioustranger

I hope you know I took a big chance divulging that answer to that most sacred of questions. I, as well as you I suppose, took an oath never to it to a non-turtle. All these years later, I still look over my shoulder and indeed, regardless of company present, must answer officially.



posted on Aug, 7 2020 @ 12:37 AM
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Hilary Clinton...



posted on Aug, 7 2020 @ 12:57 AM
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originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
a reply to: mysterioustranger

I hope you know I took a big chance divulging that answer to that most sacred of questions. I, as well as you I suppose, took an oath never to it to a non-turtle. All these years later, I still look over my shoulder and indeed, regardless of company present, must answer officially.


Of course...but turtle does as turtle sees...n I shared that with you tonight...and it brought you.. out of your shell!



posted on Aug, 7 2020 @ 01:00 AM
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originally posted by: Raggedyman
Hilary Clinton...


Q. Who will never wear any blue dresses (like Monicas)




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