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And Now For The Ultimate Punch Line...

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posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 02:32 PM
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I have called this thing a joke. I have called it a political conspiracy. I have called it a plot by haters of America. I have called it many, many things.

I stop short of karma...but I do find this to be quite the Divine Comedy

For the good of the people, he must be destroyed to keep it from spreading.
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posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 02:36 PM
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My fingers are crossed for Whitmire.
Shutting her up for 14 days would be a miracle.



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 02:44 PM
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Maybe you could add the ultimate explanation for the OP. Link no workie and minimum content. You know...pesky rules and all.





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posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 02:49 PM
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I tried to vote him out in the primary, but I had no choice other than to vote for him in the general election. He and Kasich are RINO douche-nuggets.



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 02:49 PM
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a reply to: Ahabstar

Being a resident of Ohio, I have witnessed day in and day out what an asshat this guy is. His daily 2pm press conferences are an absolute joke. I felt dumber everytime I watched them. Thankfully, I stopped watching before I fell into a full-blown vegetative state.



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 02:51 PM
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Governor Mike DeWine (OH), who has gone exceedingly out of his way to destroy small businesses over the Covid, including a very recent ban on alcohol sales after 10pm (because Covid can tell time) and a statewide mask mandate (despite fighting for schools to reopen in the fall)...is now a festering pile of Covidness his own self.

Somehow his face panty mandates and video conferencing press conferences didn’t save him from fate.



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 02:53 PM
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73 years old with the Rona yet “he will be fine”.

Just like everyone else without a compromised immune system.

Quarantine the sick. Let the rest of us go about our effing business!



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 02:54 PM
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He must have consumed an alcoholic beverage after 10 pm.



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 02:59 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Ahabstar

He must have consumed an alcoholic beverage after 10 pm.



At a bar.

Bars are BAD!

Bars are BAD!

Bars are BAD!

Gyms are too. Working out is bad bad bad
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posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 02:59 PM
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If you guys want, I’ll volunteer for a military governorship to correct some Columbus corruption problems, like bills that have been stuck in a loop of resubmission to committee before being allowed a floor vote for years...like the Ohio Constitutional Carry proposal.

Some things would be very taken care of, by why such a specific term of military governorship? Well, to prevent outside interference from Washington DC, Ohio would have to step out of the Union for just a little bit. Not that we technically are in the Union due to some lost paperwork and US Congress that thought it was a joke.



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 03:22 PM
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Ok gotcha. Im a buckeye...born in Columbus, havent been back there since I watched my Buckeyes beat TTUN in triple overtime.

I honestly think Covid is an excuse for power hungry retards to exalt power not envisioned by the founders.





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posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 03:25 PM
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Link no workie

Most likely non-GDPR compliant and this blocked for some in GDPR compliant countries.
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posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 03:49 PM
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He may of course try to slaughter us all now due to his indiscretions and indulgences.



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 03:52 PM
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originally posted by: Ahabstar
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He may of course try to slaughter us all now due to his indiscretions and indulgences.


It was the unwashed peasants that got him sick, so yeah, he'd have an excuse.



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 05:27 PM
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posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 05:40 PM
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a reply to: chiefsmom

Amen to that
her getting covid would be the icing on the cake



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 05:41 PM
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Just off the top of my head if anyone wants to run with it.


The Covid came to Ohio
Lookin’ for another to infect
Ran into DeWine
Who didn’t mind
So he said what the heck
Seems that Lil’ Mikey
Was about to meet President Trump
And said to the Covid
“Son let me tell you what”
“I’ll sit right there
And breathe the air
Then what we’ll do
Is get Trump too
Just to prove it’s all a stunt.”



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 07:17 PM
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a reply to: Ahabstar

The younger kids won’t get that but I did!




posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 08:46 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

The most important thing is that DeWine catches the Old Yeller reference.



posted on Aug, 6 2020 @ 08:51 PM
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Just read that he has now tested negative. And we're supposed to trust the results of these tests?



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