What secrets of the universe do you know?

a reply to: DAVID64

Too much Netflix?

a reply to: Raggedyman

Jim Croce - 1972

a reply to: Raggedyman

Netflix is always one second at a time.

I appear to know the secrets of making all forms of Alcohol...from Beer to Whiskey and so on.

originally posted by: Out6of9Balance
What secrets did you master (so far)?

I mastered what I call the 'big three' secrets:

• I know where we came from.
  
• I understand women
  
• I know why my dog has a post-dump energy boost.

I am more the "Jack of all trades" type. Master of nada.

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I can make quality tanned leather in any and all situations.

Good skill if i have to "survive" at some point.

Also can catch and cut creatures for food.

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You're a bit like me then

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Interesting quality also.

I can do what I'm told to do. It's not a quality at all.

If your marmite is nearly empty, simply store it upside-down ready for the last use. When you go back, It will all be nicely collected in the lid for you

a reply to: Out6of9Balance
I have solved the: "Quadrature of a circle"

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I have great memory. I can remember voices, faces forever. My poor sister got none of it. She could work with someone for 20 years and not know who they are when we are out, unless they work directly with her, and it’s not a huge dept.

I can type so fast, computers can’t keep
Up with me.

I have reason to believe that some people are more gifted in the esoteric than others, and it all comes down to focus, concentration.

I immediately know when I’m in the presence of a bad character. Experience gave me that.

The Power of the spoken word Is more powerful than people know!

The purpose driven life is a good life!

...... and I am a great cook!

I seldom relinquish this very personal information, but I was born with a 15in prehensile tail. The Dr. sliced it off and keeps it in a jar of formaldehyde. I surmise it's a type of obstetric trophy. I asked for it back to make a bracelet but he said no. However he said he would will it to me when he dies.
WTF doc, it's mine, right?

Need to chill? Got a bath tub shower?
Close curtain, aim shower head at liner, sit on edge so it hits your back. Lights off and shirtless for increased effect, close eyes and enjoy.

Warning : May only work for introverts. Side effects include housemates thinking weird things about you.

I know how to summon Phage to any UFO thread.

Simply place one logical fallacy in thread.

Ta-da!

Phage will appear within hours.

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Is that really a deep mystery of the universe though?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Out6of9Balance
What secrets did you master (so far)?

I know why my dog has a post-dump energy boost.

WELL? Are you going to tell us or not?
I had a damn Boston Terrier that was already highly energetic, little mofo sprained my wrist (via the leash) more than once with that post-poop Kentucky-Derby-in-his-head Full Retard stuff.

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The greatest secret is there IS no secret....we and everything in space and time are parts of a greater-whole

originally posted by: Nyiah
WELL? Are you going to tell us or not?

NO! Nor am I going to tell you the other two somewhat lessor important things I found. People need to go on their own journey of discovery.

A few years ago I worked out a mathematical equation that showed that whenever you have positive mass and increasing time that it generate three dimensional space. Which would explain why the universe is expanding.