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Improvised Face Mask

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posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 05:21 AM
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This is my contribution to the pandemic emergency. I hope it helps.

When I mentioned to an artist friend that I'd thought of making a mask out of a bra she said, "Yes! Do it!", then rushed off and came back with an old bra. I couldn't back out without losing face as an artist. Fortunately the bra she offered is slightly padded with a mottled print, the finished item looks like an asymmetric, fashion-conscious handmade mask. If you don't look too closely.

Making the mask is simple. Just cut off the back and shoulder straps, separate the cups, then sew the back straps onto one cup. It may take a little time to get the straps the right length and in the right position for the mask to fit comfortably. I used the right cup because I feel like a right t*t wearing a mask to go shopping.

I've tested the bra mask in a busy supermarket. Nobody reacted to it.

If you want to be noticed ask AugustusMasonicus if he can spare something from his extensive collection of exotic lingerie.




posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 06:58 AM
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You're trying too hard.
Wrap a bandana or old scrap of cloth around your face and you've got a mask.



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 07:13 AM
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Wow. So enlightening


a reply to: Kester



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 07:33 AM
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Plus titty sprinkles protect you from bat aids.



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 07:59 AM
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a reply to: Kester

Might I also suggest Panty Goggles?



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 08:23 AM
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a reply to: a325nt




Wrap a bandana


As I glanced at your post before fully reading it, I thought I saw Banana!!!



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 08:25 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: Kester

Might I also suggest Panty Goggles?



Jock-strap down over nose and mouth, goggles on is the way to go. This is getting bad, one of my fish died from the covid.



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 08:28 AM
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originally posted by: RenegadeOfTheLight

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: Kester

Might I also suggest Panty Goggles?



one of my fish died from the covid.


Sorry for your loss.
Did it go back to school too early?



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 08:54 AM
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Couple squares of toilet paper and a couple rubber bands...

Riled up the toilet paper shortage crowd too.



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 09:08 AM
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a reply to: Kester

Nope, no need I'ma free facer, Andy be damned. I really need to get a shirt made up that says
F*** your face,...... mask.



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 09:18 AM
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a reply to: Kester

I really don't get this whole "improvised mask" thing. Half the households in the country have got to have some kind of mask or filter sitting around in their garage. A basic 3M respirator that you use when painting your house or auto would do.



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 10:21 AM
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a reply to: Kester

Some supplemental suggestions....






And my favorite....



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 11:16 AM
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a reply to: Kester

Meh # masks, I like to get up real close to the plexiglass barriers they have now at every store, breathe on it, then draw a heart in the condensation and droplets I create.
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posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 11:18 AM
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a reply to: Kester

I'm wearing Tighty-whities waist down over my face.



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 11:23 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: Kester

Might I also suggest Panty Goggles?



Ahem.



Though I'd probably go for cotton rather than lace, and make sure they're petite.
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posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 11:30 AM
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originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: Kester

Might I also suggest Panty Goggles?



Ahem.



Though I'd probably go for cotton rather than lace, and make sure they're petite.


Helpful hint:
Placing a Panty Shield or Sanitary Napkin inside the Panty Mask increases effectiveness by over 300%.



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 11:33 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Maybe patent some activated charcoal sanitary pads...



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 11:37 AM
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a reply to: Kester
Any mask that keeps you from sneezing on people is good for protecting others. Wear them when around humans, for the rest of your life. Human droplets are full of germs and viruses.




posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 11:50 AM
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a reply to: Liquesence
I really hope that's not his, color doesn't match his eyes.



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 12:46 PM
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a reply to: carewemust

The germophobes must be in heaven right now with this covid stuff. It's like all their greatest dreams have come true. A totally sterile world lacking in any real human contact.



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