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What should you men work on getting first, second, and last in life?

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posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 08:23 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

Hummm,a hot young housekeeper to take care of your brood
and make your sammies...
I can assume from this post that I have been replaced when it
comes to making sammies for you?
Also,do hot flashes count as being hot seeing that I'm not young?


Your sammies will always be #1, Mama.
I was hoping you could teach Inga, my 23 yr. old Swedish housekeeper, how you make 'em.




posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 11:34 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I have to ask this first,can she speak english?
I have to ask this second,can she cook? When
I get your answers,we'll go from there.



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 11:42 AM
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originally posted by: AlbatrossMaker
a reply to: Claymation213

Real men buy farmground


I inherited mine. Does that count for being a Real Man or just a lucky SOB.

One thing I noticed was that when I was just a poor man with just a pick up, a guitar and a dog; the ladies were nice to me but when I got the farm they started talking about marriage and kids. I gave it a try for a couple of times and it didn't quite work out like I planned. I still have the farm.
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posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 03:20 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

I have to ask this first,can she speak english?
I have to ask this second,can she cook? When
I get your answers,we'll go from there.


We're working on her English...so far she only knows "Yes, Master" and "What can I do for you?"
As for her cooking skills...she's not bad with cold dishes...but her enormous breasts make it hard for her to work over the stove for prolonged periods of time.



posted on Aug, 1 2020 @ 03:54 PM
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a reply to: Claymation213

The great Cuban-American philosopher : Scarface, answered this dilemna for all of us :

" 1 - Ju godda maykah da moni firs ;
2 - Den whin yu git da moni : ju git da powah ;
3 - Den whin ju git da powah : den ju git da wooma ! "






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