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posted on Jul, 30 2020 @ 05:44 PM
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a reply to: pthena



Only a few chicken jokes so far, but I'm sure we'll hatch some more up.




posted on Jul, 31 2020 @ 05:52 PM
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I just thought of a very complex, far ranging, awesome joke; the epitome of all jokes, that will eclipse all other jokes, end forever the jokeness of jokes, and stand alone as THE JOKE for all time.

I'll write it down when I get a round tuit.


"But...!"

Oh, I know what you're thinking. You think that I have one don't you?
No. That is a picture. It isn't even my picture.
I stole it off the internet.



posted on Jul, 31 2020 @ 06:21 PM
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I had a joke about an obscure mediaeval law censuring the practice of usury, but there was no interest in it.



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posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 01:07 PM
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Stares at button and pushes with mind LOLs a reply to: pthena




posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 01:16 PM
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a reply to: bluemooone2



Stares at button and pushes with mind LOLs

I had a joke about spoon bending

but it went in the wrong direction.
or:
but it got all twisted out of shape.
or even:
but it got FUBAR.
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posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 01:28 PM
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I had a joke about yesterday but it's a thing of the past.
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posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 01:33 PM
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I had a joke about procrastination, but I'll save it for tomorrow.



posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 01:33 PM
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I had a joke about Mikado but it sticks.
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posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 01:43 PM
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I had a joke about ghosts but it will haunt you.
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posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 01:47 PM
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a reply to: Out6of9Balance

I also had a joke about Mikado

but

my back was too sore to even start it.



posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 01:57 PM
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a reply to: pthena

I had a joke about trains that will get you on track.



posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 02:04 PM
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I had a joke about dementia but you won't remember it.



posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 02:16 PM
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a reply to: Out6of9Balance

Here's something I learned as a kid:

Railroad crossing
look out for the cars

How can you spell it
without any rs ?

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That should have been in the FREE ANSWERS thread. Sorry about that.
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posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 02:22 PM
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originally posted by: pthena
a reply to: Out6of9Balance

Here's something I learned as a kid:

Railroad crossing
look out for the cars

How can you spell it
without any rs ?



Caution



posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 02:34 PM
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a reply to: pthena

IT or is it something else ?



posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 02:35 PM
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Thats much better

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posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 02:41 PM
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a reply to: bluemooone2

Ding! Ding! Ding!


But seriously:
I was browsing in an antique shop one day
and spotted a table of fine cutlery,
so I launched into my spoon bending joke.

The audience got all bent out of shape.

Then the shop owner came around the corner
and he got all bent out of shape too.
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posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 02:44 PM
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a reply to: pthena

Oh wow, how I didn't fall for that.



posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 02:46 PM
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a reply to: Out6of9Balance

If I remember correctly:

My first response after carefully thinking it over was:
"You can't!"



posted on Aug, 8 2020 @ 04:26 PM
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Was the audience, and the shop-owners, all members of the Spooner family ?

Imagine how much these guys must be messed-with :




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