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Drumroll.... The Washington Redskins are now....

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posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:12 PM
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originally posted by: TexasTruth
I think they should have a huge unveiling of the new name and when they pull the curtain back it says “REDSKINS” real big.

That would make the a(n)________ ________?

10 seconds Mr. Marsh.......


I like it or The Red Washington Skins.




posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:19 PM
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Washington Trewartha's
Washington Chevy Chasers
Washington Capitalists
Washington congressional's

As not to a offend by using the words Skin or Color of skin. Yet honoring the original inhabitants.
Washington Algonquian's
Washington Piscataway's
Washington Nanticoke's
Washington Conoy's

Washington Patomac's
Washington Anacostia's

Washington DuPont Circle J's
Washington Lily Livers
Washington Lying Ambidextrous Politicians (left right humour)
Washington Pizza Lovers
Washington PIG SKINS
Washington D.C. comics
Washington Washingtonians
Washington Ball Footers
Washington Cheney Shotgunners
Washington Biden shotgun sky blasters
Washington Mallwalkers
Washington Cleat Skeet Shooters

Washington "Hey look at us! We are multimillionaire Athlete's" but combined still don't make what one politician does.

Washington Beltway Jammer's
Lincoln Park Football Club

Washington "Hush Hush" look who died of natural causes.
Washington Slushfunders

Washington Huddle Cuddle's
Washington Goal Post Movers
Washington Cherry Axe Men
Washington Smoshington's

Washington Sundays sometimes Mondays


Washington PA.





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posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:21 PM
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a reply to: Bigburgh

Ted Yoho's idea: The Washington Bitches



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:21 PM
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a reply to: Bigburgh

My idea: The Washington Virtue Signals

Their logo can be a man with his head up his anus.
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posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:25 PM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: AndyFromMichigan

The Redskins were forced to get rid of the name when the thin skinned ruiners of family photos circled their wagons against them. I expected ridiculousness when it was announced that the owners of an NFL team was in a pow wow with his head coach to determine a team name. I mean, seriously, it should be entirely up to the owner and requires zero input from the coach... who the hell is the chief here? So, instead of being brave and sticking to his principles, the owner buckles. In my opinion, Snyder went totally off the reservation here and has only himself to blame. He permitted his decision to be dictated by the uncivilized savages who were calling for changes they had no right to demand. Instead he handed a big feather to the cancel culture's headdress when, in reality, they should have been told "no," scalped, and left dying in the sun where they belong.

In other words... screw the NFL. It deserves to die out now.


I'm not sure I will ever see a more Epic post.

I just read it to my wife, crying due to excessive laughter just hearing it out loud.

Thank you.
edit on 23-7-2020 by network dude because: Beto, what a stupid name.



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:29 PM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Bigburgh

My idea: The Washington Virtue Signals

Their logo can be a man with his head up his anus.


Like this...


Or this😁



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:32 PM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Bigburgh

My idea: The Washington Virtue Signals

Their logo can be a man with his head up his anus.


Like this...




Just for a throw back to the team's history, replace the neck tie with an eagle feather and that's the one.



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:32 PM
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originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
a reply to: Xtrozero



Just "The Team".... maybe just "The" can't be too safe these days.


Nope, that to is unsafe. Too Communistic. Maybe ''A Collection of Autonomous Individuals Coordinating in Such a Way as to Give Themselves Concussions and Thoroughly Jeopardize Their Future Health in Order to Satisfy the American Public's Bloodthirsty Need for Violent Gladiatorial Exhibitions.



Need to add "free will choice" somewhere in there, otherwise law suits...



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:32 PM
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a reply to: network dude

You're always welcome.



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:36 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: KKLOCO
Might as well have named them the Washington Retards.


That's redundant.

Like Cleveland Losers or Philthadelphia Lowlifes.




Right up there with the Long Beach State Dirtbags.

But not as bad as a high school whose team was the "Chinks."

Or the one in South Africa that was called the "Dangerous Darkies."

20 Sports Team Nicknames That are Worse Than the New Orleans Pelicans



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:42 PM
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Maybe the Washington Invertebrates since they've got no spine.



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:47 PM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh

Like this...




that was the one I immediately thought of.



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:53 PM
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a reply to: AndyFromMichigan

The "Washington football team ' that used to be the Redskins.
A moniker broadcasters are not allowed... to use anymore
without... getting (oh shlt) sued on behalf of the NFL. All
rights reserved to the NFL with no beneficiaries such as
any Native American tribe within the continental U.S.












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posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:54 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

Team: Pekin

"Chinks"

Omg!

Ok this one is just plain funny😂😂😆😆
"Hot Dogs"
Team: Frankfort
League: High School


This one I know, Mars Pennsylvania Butler County Pennsylvania. Oddly enough I live next to Moon Township Pennsylvania ( where Pittsburgh International Airport is ). Moon area school district are the Moon Tigers though.. But Mars and Moon Athletics compete each other.
"Fighting Planets"
Team: Mars Area
League: High School
Lifespan Of Nickname: 1967-Present

Oh boy!
"Dangerous Darkies"
Team: Mpumalanga
League: National Soccer League (South Africa)
Lifespan Of Nickname: 1991-1992

Quite the list😥😁



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 05:56 PM
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a reply to: carsforkids

"Formally Know as"



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 06:02 PM
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The Washington Whatevers would have been fun.



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 06:05 PM
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a reply to: FinallyAwake

The Washington wanna bees. lol



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 06:06 PM
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LMFAO, that's actually so deadpan passive/aggressive that it's an awesome blatant troll & middle finger XD

As stupid as the name sounds, I can give it an easy pass for being a hilarious, disdain-laden response



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 06:07 PM
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The Kraaken? Oh, wait.....wrong Washington



posted on Jul, 23 2020 @ 06:14 PM
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originally posted by: TexasTruth
I think they should have a huge unveiling of the new name and when they pull the curtain back it says “REDSKINS” real big.

That would make the a(n)________ ________?

10 seconds Mr. Marsh.......


If they do that, they need to go all out with this on the JumboTron


Edit:



That would make the a(n)________ ________?

Wait, are they replacing the word "Red" and keep the "Skins".


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