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The Flying Spaghetti Monster - Proof

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posted on Jul, 20 2020 @ 08:35 AM
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originally posted by: PhilbertDezineck
I always found the name a gutless slam on calling it the church not the temple, mosque did not want to offend the Jews, Buddhist or Muslims just the Christians.


If the word 'church' in the phrase 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster' is the part that offends you you're doing it wrong.




posted on Jul, 20 2020 @ 01:58 PM
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a reply to: wheresthebody



Rejoice, for you have been blessed by his noodly appendages!

Yes, of course.

However:

I'm not sure whether the creepiness effect is fully mitigated.
Cinematographers have somewhat captured the creepiness.



posted on Jul, 20 2020 @ 02:45 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I will now attempt to address your Med-Power views in such a way as to not get off topic.

Spaghetti is key here.
In my OP I mention that the string on the balloon is important.
The Italian word spaghetti means 'thin string'.

It is likely that the Berbers (North African Mediterraneans) first made dried pasta, then introduced it to Europe by invading Sicily. We're still on Meds.

Now take the name Berber. Comes from the word Barbarian, those with unintelligible speech.

So the civilized Mediterraneans(eg. Greek and Romans) have accidentally (through pejorative language) included the Northern white Barbarians in the same category as the Mediterranean creators of pasta.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster still has balls.



posted on Jul, 20 2020 @ 02:49 PM
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originally posted by: pthena
So the civilized Mediterraneans(eg. Greek and Romans) have accidentally (through pejorative language) included the Northern white Barbarians in the same category as the Mediterranean creators of pasta.


Taking low life degenerates and making them better since 1,000 BC.



posted on Jul, 20 2020 @ 03:19 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



Taking low life degenerates and making them better since 1,000 BC.

Your slogan is written in English.

Great! Now I don't know how to get back on topic.
I can only blame myself; I knew the risk.

Wait! Beer, the earliest instrument of civilization!
Natufians in the Levant it seems. Yeah, that's Mediterranean also.

Thank you for the beer and pasta then.



posted on Jul, 20 2020 @ 03:21 PM
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originally posted by: pthena
Thank you for the beer and pasta then.


You're welcome.



posted on Jul, 20 2020 @ 06:55 PM
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Pthena, how is TFSM not influenced by gravity?



posted on Jul, 20 2020 @ 10:19 PM
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a reply to: Out6of9Balance

I probably shouldn't do this but, I will now cast the bones for an answer.

---------- some time passes ---------

---------- more time passes --------

Okay: Says here:

What if nothing ...

no

Nothing Tom tells me ...

no ... Okay, must be:

If what Tom tells me is true, then we have nothing to worry about.

ETA
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I just realized that I can read it as a question too:

If nothing Tom tells me is true, then what have we to worry about?

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OH NO!
If Tom tells me nothing, then what we have to worry about is true.
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posted on Jul, 21 2020 @ 01:33 AM
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Thank you, God.



posted on Jul, 21 2020 @ 08:33 PM
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I was disappointed in the book as it had literally plagiarized the very book that he professed not to believe in. Why speak in Elizabethan English? I was grateful I was able to burn the book when I finished it.
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posted on Jul, 21 2020 @ 09:49 PM
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a reply to: ChesterJohn

Hey ChesterJohn:

We haven't been in the same thread in over a year.
I hope all is well with you.

Which book did you read? I've downloaded the Loose Canon, but only read a little bit of it.
It doesn't seem all that interesting actually.

As far as Elizabethan English goes, the Book of Mormon is written in that style, even though it was 'translated' in the 1800s. Maybe Elizabethan English sounds more holy than common profane English.


edit on 21-7-2020 by pthena because: formatting



posted on Jul, 22 2020 @ 09:11 AM
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a reply to: pthena

I have been on a Sabbatical, preparing a book for editing and publication.

"The gospel of the Flying spaghetti Monster" was just a comical book written to mock only the King James Bible. The guy who started this whole thing claims to be a Atheist so I found it amusing. Creating a comical religion is on the line with Ron Hubbard's book from which was created the religion of Scientology. He too claimed to be an Atheist when it came to an all powerful God to whom we are accountable for our lives.

The book of Mormon is not the inspired scripture as are the preserved 66 books of the KJV Bible.

Profane is right, I once read through the Living Bible and when I got to Song of Solomon it was written as soft Porn.

be blessed.


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posted on Jul, 22 2020 @ 11:18 AM
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a reply to: pthena

The resemblance is almost un canny, just the meatball could use more sauce, while the other less.



Would a fork be it nemesis?

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posted on Jul, 22 2020 @ 12:41 PM
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I'm just going to put this here so I know where to find it later.

I haven't watched the whole debate yet, but this is a screenshot of what Ken Ham proposes be taught in public schools in the U.S.

So basically, post 1940 U.S. Christian Fundamentalism as Science.

If people like Ken Ham have their way:
That would be official state endorsement of one religion's worldview as 'scientifically' proven. All other religions would then be 'scientifically' false.

That's just not right!

That's what Pastafarianism is about, their reason for being a distinct cult; to challenge the endorsement of one worldview over all others.



posted on Jul, 22 2020 @ 01:11 PM
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a reply to: Specimen88

I eat spaghetti and meat balls.
Lots of people do.
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And yet, the FSM is not diminished.


I am such a Barbarian! I just can't over state how much!

I eat a dish that I call Greek Spaghetti.
It's one layer of cooked noodles,
then layer of grated parmesan cheese,
more noodles
topped off with a whole bunch of grated parmesan cheese.

Meanwhile, in the sauce pan, the stick of butter has melted and is reaching a nice brown color.
Pour the butter over the parmesan and noodles.
The heat of the butter melts the cheese.
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I just now looked at some recipes for Real Greek Spaghetti.
Real Greek Spaghetti is way different from what I call Greek Spaghetti.

I am really a Barbarian!



posted on Jul, 22 2020 @ 02:45 PM
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This.......all makes sense now.



posted on Jul, 22 2020 @ 03:03 PM
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a reply to: bluemooone2



This.......all makes sense now.

It must!

I can't come up with any response.
Speechlessness must be a sign.



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