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AOC--NYC Crime Up 600% Due To Shoplifting Bread

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posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 10:59 AM
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originally posted by: Krakatoa
Wasn't the topic of the thread itself an obvious pun?

A 600% rise in bread related crime.


Well, they just cut the police dept.'s dough....it's bound to rise.




posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 10:59 AM
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Does this bread crime need more proofing before it can be swallowed whole? Or, do we need to chew it over a bit more first?



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 11:03 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Biden is choosing AOC as an advisor to his administration? No wonder Bernie Sanders said Biden is now very LEFT.



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 11:03 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

To be fair, I doughnut know how else to put it.



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 11:07 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: IAMTAT

To be fair, I doughnut know how else to put it.


AOC's brains are in her buns.
When she speaks about crime in NYC...It's clear she's got a yeast inflection.



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 11:09 AM
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She's giving the public a preview of what it's going to be like under a Biden Presidency with Her and some other geniuses in very key and prominent Cabinet & Whitehouse positions 🤓🤣🤣🤓




posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 11:37 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Arnie123
Are there no PUNS for this thread?!?!


Waiting on DB.

...he must be 'loafing' today.


AOC is upper "crust" so it'd be "crumby" of me to make any bread jokes.

I crouton do it.


Does that make DeBlasio the pilsbury dough boy?



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 11:37 AM
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originally posted by: neo96

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Arnie123
Are there no PUNS for this thread?!?!


Waiting on DB.

...he must be 'loafing' today.


AOC is upper "crust" so it'd be "crumby" of me to make any bread jokes.

I crouton do it.


Does that make DeBlasio the pilsbury dough boy?


More like the Stay Puff marshmallow man IMO.



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 11:39 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: IAMTAT

I love that woman.
Her babbling just makes my day.
To bad some people think she's smart.


Well, as a trained bartender, she's used to speaking to drunks.
I'm sure they thought she was brilliant, as well.


I'm sure she was an excellent bartender made lots of money, cause listening to her thought process and BS makes me want to drink.



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 11:44 AM
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To the Leftist cult, AOC is the greatest thing since sliced bread?
Amirite?



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 11:53 AM
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originally posted by: RazorV66
To the Leftist cult, AOC is the greatest thing since sliced bread?
Amirite?


She's too moldy to keep.



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 11:56 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Yep I can,you need some of mama's homemade apple butter
for that toast.



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 12:08 PM
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I heard the the New York City council is forcing stores to provide gluten free choices for shoplifters with gluten allergies.



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 12:33 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


In a virtual town hall meeting she hosted Thursday, some clips of which were shared by The Hill, the 30-year-old Democratic congresswoman was asked about the troubling uptick in violent crimes overtaking the city.

"Maybe this has to do with the fact that people aren't paying their rent and are scared to pay their rent and so they go out, and they need to feed their child and they don't have money," Ocasio-Cortez continued, "so they feel like they either need to shoplift some bread or go hungry.”


Additional bolding added for emphasis...

I'm just curious how violent you need to be to grab some loaves of bread.



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 12:47 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Arnie123
Are there no PUNS for this thread?!?!


Waiting on DB.

...he must be 'loafing' today.


AOC is upper "crust" so it'd be "crumby" of me to make any bread jokes.

I crouton do it.


Now that's my "bran" of humor!



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 02:48 PM
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It's bloody percentages again. Apart from an old figure 44 shootings, let's look at the 600% bit.
So first there are 2 bread shoplifters, then the next day there are 12 bread shoplifters, aaannnddd in a 24 hour period you have a 600% rise in shoplifting. Or is my math wrong?



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 03:14 PM
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originally posted by: ManSizedSquirrel

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Arnie123
Are there no PUNS for this thread?!?!


Waiting on DB.

...he must be 'loafing' today.


AOC is upper "crust" so it'd be "crumby" of me to make any bread jokes.

I crouton do it.


Now that's my "bran" of humor!


Personally I felt it was a little stale.



posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 04:55 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

It is truly scary what this country is becoming. The sad part is you're not making this up. You know she is going to say something dumber than this but you can't imagine what, because no one can think that stupid.




posted on Jul, 13 2020 @ 04:58 PM
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I dunno, but to me it seems like a half-baked statement.




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