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Fake "Mask Exemption Cards" Distributed by Nonexistent "Freedom to Breathe Agency"

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posted on Jun, 28 2020 @ 04:49 PM
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Too funny! I lovelovelove it!!!

Justice Department warns Americans to be on the lookout for fake 'mask exemption cards' distributed by nonexistent 'Freedom to Breathe Agency'

I AM EXEMPT FROM ANY ORDINANCE REQUIRING FACE MASK USAGE IN PUBLIC.

Wearing a face mask poses a mental and/or physical risk to me. Under the Americans with Disability Act (ADA), I am not required to disclose my condition to you.

The card also has a stylized eagle logo from the "FTBA" -- for the "Freedom To Breathe Agency."

Of course, the authorities don't see the humor (tee hee hee):

The US Attorney’s Office in Maine released a statement on its social media feed saying that cards claiming to offer an exemption from wearing face coverings are fake.

Oh well. I guess they gotta do their job.

But I still want one. I sure wish I could find someone passing them out in my neck of the woods




posted on Jun, 28 2020 @ 05:41 PM
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originally posted by: Boadicea
Too funny! I lovelovelove it!!!

Justice Department warns Americans to be on the lookout for fake 'mask exemption cards' distributed by nonexistent 'Freedom to Breathe Agency'

I AM EXEMPT FROM ANY ORDINANCE REQUIRING FACE MASK USAGE IN PUBLIC.

Wearing a face mask poses a mental and/or physical risk to me. Under the Americans with Disability Act (ADA), I am not required to disclose my condition to you.

The card also has a stylized eagle logo from the "FTBA" -- for the "Freedom To Breathe Agency."

Of course, the authorities don't see the humor (tee hee hee):

The US Attorney’s Office in Maine released a statement on its social media feed saying that cards claiming to offer an exemption from wearing face coverings are fake.

Oh well. I guess they gotta do their job.

But I still want one. I sure wish I could find someone passing them out in my neck of the woods


I’m still waiting for my You are no longer Black card from Kiddy Candy Joe.



posted on Jun, 28 2020 @ 06:30 PM
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a reply to: Robbo2006

Oh my... wouldn't you just love to see him try? And in this cancel culture, sadly, it wouldn't even surprise me.

But oh how it would backfire on him!!! And I can't help but chuckle at the thought...



posted on Jun, 28 2020 @ 09:07 PM
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Yeah. I want my facemask exemption card because I'm so eager to get covid and possibly die.



posted on Jun, 28 2020 @ 11:15 PM
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originally posted by: BrianFlanders
Yeah. I want my facemask exemption card because I'm so eager to get covid and possibly die.

No one forces you to take one .
Here in Georgia we don't need one.



posted on Jun, 29 2020 @ 05:51 AM
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originally posted by: BrianFlanders
Yeah. I want my facemask exemption card because I'm so eager to get covid and possibly die.


Oh dear... didn't you get the memo?

Face masks protect others -- not you!



posted on Jun, 29 2020 @ 05:54 AM
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a reply to: Gothmog


Here in Georgia we don't need one.


From what I hear, masks are illegal in Georgia. (maybe I heard wrong...)

There are still towns here in AZ where it's illegal to wear a mask -- especially in certain businesses like banks!



posted on Jun, 29 2020 @ 07:24 AM
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originally posted by: Boadicea
a reply to: Gothmog


Here in Georgia we don't need one.


From what I hear, masks are illegal in Georgia. (maybe I heard wrong...)

There are still towns here in AZ where it's illegal to wear a mask -- especially in certain businesses like banks!

Actually there are a very few folks around that opt for wearing one.
Businesses have to.



edit on 6/29/20 by Gothmog because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 29 2020 @ 11:17 AM
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a reply to: Boadicea
It WAS the same in the UK before this Covid thing. If you walked into any premises with a mask on, only one reason, you've come to rob the place.



posted on Jun, 29 2020 @ 12:37 PM
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a reply to: Boadicea

Look at the bright side, we can all drink and drive now. How is a cop going to smell your breath?

“No I cannot take off my mask officer. And can you please step back 6 feet. You’re putting me at risk!”



posted on Jun, 29 2020 @ 01:14 PM
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originally posted by: KKLOCO
a reply to: Boadicea

Look at the bright side, we can all drink and drive now. How is a cop going to smell your breath?

“No I cannot take off my mask officer. And can you please step back 6 feet. You’re putting me at risk!”


The irony, eh???

I can't help but also find it more than a little ironic that "I can't breathe" only matters when a cop -- purportedly in fear for his/her life -- uses a chokehold to protect him/herself... but "I can't breathe" doesn't matter when it's the facemask police wanting to protect him/herself...



posted on Jun, 29 2020 @ 01:37 PM
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a reply to: Boadicea

Exactly, I can’t breathe with those damn masks on.

Can we just skip the rest of 2020?



posted on Jun, 29 2020 @ 01:51 PM
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originally posted by: KKLOCO
a reply to: Boadicea

Exactly, I can’t breathe with those damn masks on.


Me neither. I tried again this morning and damned if it didn't trigger another bronchospasm. As bad as those are for me, it was probably more traumatic for the cashier than for me! I apologized profusely (when I finally could), and promised I'd never put her through that again... Of course, it certainly wasn't my choice to begin with!

But I got my milk. I just wish I would have thought to get some more Angry Orchard as well...


Can we just skip the rest of 2020?


Wouldn't that be nice??? Let's just chalk it up as one and done!




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