Painful laffs [MUL2020] non-writer

Its not funny folks its sad.

So, its a night like any other but the man has an inkling for adventure. The wifee says its a no go, I only married yah for the Visa ten years ago. Hell, it was a big damn purchase the husband proclaims. Wifee says shoulda double-checked your purchase.

Folks considering foreign bride dont do it the will play the friggin long game.


In the end, The wife is always right

Look folks give love a chance it will beat yah in the head and you wont give a darn about covid, about black folks who break the law and get shot, Instead you will love Jack,Jim and that foreigner Crown.

For you younger folk heres a different vid you dont understand the above

a reply to: tinktinktink

Instead you will love Jack,Jim and that foreigner Crown.

Don’t you dare blend my whiskey.

a reply to: underwerks

tsk tsk you whiskiest your toing a dangerous line, Joking whats your poison?

a reply to: underwerks

If you don't like blended then you don't like Canadian.


Hey OP:
Canadian Whiskey is my favorite, followed by sour mash (such as Jack Daniels)

I don't like Bourbon, Scotch, or Gin

Tequila, Vodka, and Rum are OK.

You hit the right button with alcohol, that seems to be the type of side-talk from the last contest that led to the current contest topic.

As for foreign wives, my Daughter in law was one of those. My last air plane trip was bringing her to the U.S. Her family threw such a party in her home country! I got really drunk and started reciting my poetry. A 17 year old girl pinched my butt.

Aah! The good old days of long ago!

a reply to: pthena

LOL cudos. It's awesome to travel and feel like folks worship the ground you walk on. In the end I am happy I could help them, but in the end, money doesn't buy love and that doubt always lingers. We have made it alot longer than most American marriages do.

Jack, crown and jim have always been my favorites. Vodka makes me a bit wild, but what the hell if its alcohol these days Im all in.

Drank some coconut wine from her home country one time and that stuff made me mad hallucinate like an acid trip or something. After that I decided I would drink from only legit distributors lol.