posted on Jun, 7 2020 @ 11:20 PM
When Kevin met Karen everyone thought it was the best news they have heard. Kevin could rant about dumb things that don't matter and be stupid to
Karen and she could do the same to him leaving the rest of their "friends" at peace except for the occasional party.
One July 4th there was a party they arrived to; I won't say invited because they weren't. Unfortunately they lived 3 houses down and heard the music.
There was a margarita machine and unsurprisingly Karen sucked that thing dry. That woman was having the time of her life; she yelled to the remaining
party goers that could tolerate her- let us go to our house and light some sparklers for this Independence Day!
About 13 curious guests went along and what they witnessed will never be forgotten.
Karen and Kevin brought out the sparklers and lit them; one for every guest. Karen got the first one and was waving it above her overly hair sprayed
coiffed bleach blond hair and screaming "Independence Mother F'ers". All of a sudden her hair goes up in flames. Kevin who was looking on in approval
suddenly had a look of horror and started beating her head to try to get the flames out; Karen- Mrs. Margarita Machine had no idea her hair was on
fire much less why Kevin was beating her. She punched him in the nose; he pushed her backwards toward the neglected pond and she fell in back
There was a loud gasp from the guests as they were horrified and captivated by this spectacle; they knew it was coming.
Looking like the swamp thing Karen finds her footing and stands up in the middle of the pond with pond vegetation covering her whole body. She begins
trying to scream but only this suffocating screeching growling sound is coming out of her. All of the guests run as if they have seen a monster.
With Kevin being the only remaining one, he sees that she is pointing to her mouth in the most distressed way. Kevin goes to inspect and finds she has
a Koi fish stuck in her mouth all the way to back of her throat; fins fully expanded and stuck. Kevin rushes to get some pliers and rips out the Koi
fish in one quick move.
Karen has been seen just not heard from again because her tongue was also ripped out in that one quick move.
edit on 7-6-2020 by Onlyyouknow because: To get some pliers
edit on 7-6-2020 by Onlyyouknow because: (no reason