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The Confession

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posted on Jun, 6 2020 @ 09:00 PM

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.

Yesterday, I picked up two college girls who were hitch-hiking.

We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Then why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody!"

posted on Jun, 6 2020 @ 09:24 PM
a reply to: Snarl

I just got done watching an episode of The Simpsons, so my brain read this joke in Mr. Burns voice.

posted on Jun, 6 2020 @ 09:30 PM

originally posted by: Necrobile
my brain read this joke in Mr. Burns voice.

Mine too. Burns is the 'proverbial' old guy. Still hear Archie Bunker's voice all the time too.

posted on Jun, 7 2020 @ 08:22 AM
a reply to: Snarl

I Know That Joke. You Got The Last Part Wrong.

Priest: "Then Why Are You Telling Me All This!?!"

Old Man: "The Girls Were Afraid To Tell You Because You Wouldn't 'Do' Them!"...

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