Unveil the Aurora Now!!!

Iranian nukes got you down? Crazy Kim getting Crazier? Others trying to step up toUS? Just one thing we need to do. Just one. Gather as many spectators and press as you can fit onto Edwards AFB which would be quit a bit. Let it out into the media that Aurora1 will be doing its official first public rollout. Tens of thousands of anxious spectators sweat in the midday sun manuvering for a better look. Media from across earth have prime viewing spots. After some AF ceremonies the crowd closest to the hanger is motioned back the tension grows. Patriotic music pours from speakers around the base, the huge hanger doors pull away and then silence. The plane is allowed to sit in the dark hanger for about two minutes making people even more curious trying to say that they see something odd in this part of the plane or that.

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Then comes rollout. Patriotic music piped through the base and with thousands of flashbulbs going off nonstop it taxis out of the hanger slowly so everyone can get a good look. Then there she is. End to end of sci fi magnificense. There is a huge long gasp over the entire crowd and in millions of homes around the world. Gasps go to stunned looks glaring at it in awe. Suddenly a chant comes up from the crowd USA! USA! it grows louder and louder patriotic music . From New York to London to Cairo to Paris millions are in the streets also chanting USA!USA!.

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The very next day a public flight of the Aurora sends this nations enemies scurrying like roaches. Nearly overnight the valu of the dollar grows5x. Two weeks later Bin Laden surrenders himself to Pakistani authorities. Times square party not seen since the end of WW2.

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Unveil the Aurora! Do it today! This plane may be the nail in the coffin of global terrorisim. Which was made possible by funding under who? Ronald Wilson Reagan thats who. Aurora makes people realize Reagans genius. Reagan is cloned and leads us to a Star Trek one world govt. Cloned Reagans lead the world for a thousand years of peace and human advancement into the stars. God I miss Reagan...sniff...choke...tear...sniff. The rollout would be the biggest morale booster for the nation since the moon landing. Do It!

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It all starts with just rolling it out to the public. Anyone who remebers the seismic effects felt around the world when the B-2 was rolled out knows what Im talking about. Iran and North Korea? Please dont destroy us with your invisible hypersonic nuclear bomber! Here take these centrifuges we dont wnt them anymore! Still pissed off? Fine well make Kim "disapear" and have democratic elections in two months. Just dont send that undetectable unstoppable hypersonic monster over us! As for Iran, The Mullahs have resigned to live out their lives on a small island in the Arabian sea with no way out. Orders have been left to allow all opposition forces to fill the vaccuum. Al-Qaeda has dis banded showing all underground cave networks to US specialists along the Afghani border.

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China quickly begins disasembling all new military projects using the scrap to make us more shoes. Chinese government begins to dissolve. over a period of years china is fully democratic. Russia no longer seeing the point in trying to compete disbands its military programs and concentrates on economic reform bringing about a super rich Russia.

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Europe and Canada officialy become US states with Russia not far behind. In this new age of enlightenment all African conflict ceases after a pair of Auroras are sent to Diego Garcia. Russia developes an aids cure and vaccine from the money they would have spent on crude weaponry. Twenty years later its a one world government ala Star Trek. International crews man inter solar missions to colonize other worlds. It all starts with unveiling the Aurora. Do it! Now!

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[edit on 16-3-2005 by dbates]

Here ya go!!!

Well if the Aurora did exist and it was unveiled. I don’t think it would have any effect on terrorism or NK. The fact that America's technology isn’t winning the war in IRAQ like expected doesn’t really give any incentive to unveil any super planes. It would probably just provoke enemies even more.

The fact that America's technology isn’t winning the war in IRAQ like expected...........

WHAT ! ?

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