posted on May, 30 2020 @ 04:50 AM
Well, I guess you really can teach an old dog new tricks.
I've been watching the news about all these protests that finished up their what? 4th night now? 5th? I kinda lost count. It took me a long time to
understand how this was supposed to work... I've been criticizing protests on this site for some time now. Well, it looks like I was just displaying
ignorance. When folks get older like me, we don't learn as goodly-like as we used to. Takes us a little bit longer.
I get it now... at least I think I do. You see, I just finished binge-watching Star Wars: The Clone Wars... how bored does one have to be to
binge watch all 6 seasons? That was bordering on torture. I binge watched The Mandalorian before that, liked it... been trying to find new
movies, but apparently the actors aren't acting 'cause they're skeered of gettin' sick. Even wrasslin' is kinda boring now, since all the fans
are gone. They added in some low-key wrasslers from their development roster in the stands (behind plexiglass panels of course), but it's still just
not the same.
But now I get to watch the protests! And I'm learning! I finally figured out that it's your right to protest... thank God, because life was getting
pretty boring here and I imagine it was getting pretty boring in the cities, too. We're kinda used to it. It looks exciting, though. Nice big
bonfires going, people having a good time... well, everyone except the cops, but they deserve it, amirite?
I get it that those businesses are OK, too. So they burned to the ground... they're insured! Those fat cat evil owners that charged people too much
for stuff they wanted, they're going to have to sit home now and collect that insurance money. Serves them right! Maybe next time they won't make
their prices so high. And just think... at the same time you took care of them, you freed their employees! Yeah! that's your friends and neighbors,
and now they can protest with you since they won't be going to work any time soon. Power to the People!
I heard some fool complaining on Fox News that they wouldn't have any money to eat now... but when you can just run in and grab the food out of the
burning buildings, you don't need money, amirite? Just pick a different store to burn and loot every night. There's a whole lot of stores to choose
from, so you can do that a long time... maybe even a few weeks!
Good job taking out the cop stations, too. You showed them good! That cop that killed what's-his-name... you know the black guy that he's in jail
for killing now... damn, I wish I could remember his name, but with all the protests I seem to have forgotten it. Doesn't matter, though, because you
showed them cops who's boss! Now they'll have to rebuild that station from the ground up again. Use some more of that tax money. Serves them right,
all that law and order stuff. Who needs law and order? You got a right to protest! Yeah!
And don't let all those people condemning him fool you. They don't mean it. They're just charging him with third degree murder to fool you. The
whole damn country is in on that trick, too. Heck I saw that Judge Jeanine lady on Fox acting like she was all upset and ready to eat barbwire and
spit 6-penny nails. Who does she think she's fooling? If she was really serious, she would have been there when what's-his-name was killed and shot
that cop! Putting him in jail until he's 69 years old is just downright patronizing!
See? I'm learning a lot from you. After all, I got nothing better to do. I learned that you can just keep moving too... when you finish with the city
you can go to the suburbs... and when you finish with the suburbs you can move out into the country. There's no stopping you now! And the whole time,
it's something I can watch to keep me entertained...
... while I'm reloading...
Keep it in the city. Maybe you taught me too well. Maybe I really do get it.