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Monkeys 'escape with COVID-19 samples' after attacking lab assistant

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posted on May, 29 2020 @ 03:15 PM
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From the "No, you really can't make this # up department," filed under "2020 is so bassackwards not even The Onion can keep up," in India a group of monkeys attacked a lab tech, stole some Covid blood samples, and absconded...up a tree.

Really, though, this is not The Onion, and apparently it did, in fact, happen.

How many horror movies has this been the premise for???


A gang of monkeys attacked a laboratory assistant and escaped with a batch of coronavirus blood test samples, it has been reported.

The bizarre incident saw the troop of primates launch their assault near Meerut Medical College in Delhi, India.



One of the monkeys was later spotted in a tree chewing one of the sample collection kits, the Times of India reported - adding that test samples from the patients had to be taken again.

The undamaged kits were later recovered, the Meerut medical college superintendent, Dheeraj Raj, told AFP.



2020 you're drunk AF. Go to sleep.

Sky

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Army of the (12) Monkeys."
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posted on May, 29 2020 @ 03:27 PM
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They should have been shooting those bleeping monkeys right away.

And your right. What the hell is going on with 2020? And we still have a long way to go.



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 03:29 PM
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so this is how it happens...



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 03:29 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence
I've seen this movie...it doesn't end well.



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 03:30 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

Who wins?

Moderator or liquesence? sp?
deliquescent
delinquent

yes
www.abovetopsecret.com...

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posted on May, 29 2020 @ 03:37 PM
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When the looting starts, the shooting starts.

But what if...


"Want your samples back? Come and get 'em, mutha###ker!"



"...oh... s##t... I think I want ma mommie..."




Where's Charlton Heston when you need him?



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posted on May, 29 2020 @ 03:45 PM
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Excellent!


Rainbows
Jane



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 03:46 PM
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Did they have a defiant pupil?



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 03:46 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

Expect the Indian government will receive a ransom note demanding a boat load of bananas any day soon.
Monkey terrorists , no one saw it coming but Hollywood warned.




posted on May, 29 2020 @ 03:51 PM
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a reply to: ConfusedBrit

Screw Heston, we need James Franco before this gets out of hand.



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 03:54 PM
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originally posted by: ConfusedBrit


But what if...


"Want your samples back? Come and get 'em, mutha###ker!"




Lmao, that's a good one.



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 03:55 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

Why is the planet suddenly experiencing Gary Larson cartoons for realz?

It's like every day I wake up, I'm still experiencing the same ayahuasca trip.

*monkey steals virus from lab, flees to monkey headquarters - Planet of the Humans*



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 03:55 PM
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originally posted by: gortex
a reply to: Liquesence

Expect the Indian government will receive a ransom note demanding a boat load of bananas any day soon.
Monkey terrorists , no one saw it coming but Hollywood warned.



Gives new meaning to "banana boat."



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 04:04 PM
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Please don’t tell me there were 12 of them in the gang.



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 04:09 PM
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originally posted by: Liquesence
From the "No, you really can't make this # up department," filed under "2020 is so bassackwards not even The Onion can keep up," in India a group of monkeys attacked a lab tech, stole some Covid blood samples, and absconded...up a tree.

Really, though, this is not The Onion, and apparently it did, in fact happen.

How many horror movies has this been the premise for???


A gang of monkeys attacked a laboratory assistant and escaped with a batch of coronavirus blood test samples, it has been reported.

The bizarre incident saw the troop of primates launch their assault near Meerut Medical College in Delhi, India.



One of the monkeys was later spotted in a tree chewing one of the sample collection kits, the Times of India reported - adding that test samples from the patients had to be taken again.

The undamaged kits were later recovered, the Meerut medical college superintendent, Dheeraj Raj, told AFP.



2020 you're drunk AF. Go to sleep.

Sky

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Army of the (12) Monkeys."


Monkeys and a virus, where have I seen...

Hold on...

It would be ridiculous if it wasn't so ...ridiculous?



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 04:12 PM
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originally posted by: KKLOCO
a reply to: Liquesence

Please don’t tell me there were 12 of them in the gang.


The way 2020 is going, I wouldn't be at all surprised if there were.



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 04:15 PM
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This might be a joint mission with the CIA and Mossad !!!!!!😃🚬



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 04:16 PM
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I'll tell you what. I will see your monkey and raise you one human being.






posted on May, 29 2020 @ 04:16 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

Ok, exposure risk aside, that's damn funny -- I was reading the entire thing with Benny Hill Show chase music running in the back of my head & it all just had me pull a Rosanne-style belly cackle.



posted on May, 29 2020 @ 04:23 PM
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a reply to: Liquesence

Everything published by the media this year seems to be proven as fabricated, or blown out of proportion.

I think most of the real reporters and journalists were let go during the big media Purge over the past 12 months.




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