So... this just happened... and, I may never be okay again...

originally posted by: Akragon
a reply to: madmac5150

what... no pics?

Pics?
VIDEO!!!

Thanks for the chuckle.

That story ranks right up there with the time I was at the zoo and we caught the bears mating, and the little kid standing next to us announced really loudly, "Look, mommy, they're playing!"

a reply to: stosh64

WHY WOULD YOU LOOK FOR MORE??!!

a reply to: ketsuko

Speaking of zoos...I remember one time at the zoo down in the Springs, me and a friend of mine went in the monkey house. He was busy saying how he didn't like the monkeys because they threw poo. I laughed, I'd never heard that before. No sooner did I say that than this nasty little monkey rolled up a big one and fired it at my buddy, hitting him dead square in the side of the head.

The funniest part of all was...it stuck right there on the side of his head!! OMG...I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna' hurt myself!!!

He was running around with his hands up in the air screaming like a little girl...and I was bent over roaring in laughter, snorting and trying not to crap my britches!!

a reply to: madmac5150

Wow, good story. I expected it to be an alien mutilation of your animals or something like that.

a reply to: madmac5150

The goats were losing their $hit, and two of our horses were really freaking out

You'll have spitting goats and hairy horses soon.

a reply to: madmac5150

An orgy all started by "Al" because he's the one "packin'.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Not seen them throw poo, but I have seen them eat it.

a reply to: madmac5150

This will give me an idea how bad the scene was; Is Trump your alpacas president?

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

I went to the zoo yesterday. Had to make an appointment last week. This is the level of stupid we are living in right now.

a reply to: madmac5150

We live in very rural, N. Idaho. In the mountains. It's pretty wild country.

So... I was chilling out, watching part 3 of "Grant", on the History channel.

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped-turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, and share my low,
I'll tell you how I became the pimp of Idaho

In North Idaho, born and raised
On the farm is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool,
Shooting some skeet rather than having a pool.

When a couple of alpacas who were up to no good,
Started shooting loads in all of the fools.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "You're movin' to the suburbs."

Its one of them there covidorgies we were told would happen as restrictions were lifted!1!

Its happening!

Were boned ... screwed ... DOooOOOMmMmed!

a reply to: Serdgiam


did not expect THAT ending!! thanks for the non political thread and laugh for the morning!

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!

originally posted by: butcherguy

originally posted by: Akragon
a reply to: madmac5150

what... no pics?

Pics?
VIDEO!!!

What happens in Madmac's, stays in Madmac's.

a reply to: madmac5150
I was expecting aliens, baaah. What I want to know did you search out Caligula or did you come on it accidentally?
If you want to hear something nasty you aught to here a stoat catch a rabbit. It sounds just like a human baby being murdered.

originally posted by: drussell41
a reply to: madmac5150

Didn't expect that ending.

No happy ending for the alpacas though, as they were interrupted,.

originally posted by: madmac5150


There were things I witnessed, that I will only ever explain to a therapist with dolls.

That made me laugh so hard I cried....

Out of curiosity, you up near Coeur d'Alene?

a reply to: chrismir

Alpacus interruptus ...

a reply to: CIAGypsy

I sure hope it's not because you want to watch the next one.