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So... this just happened... and, I may never be okay again...

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posted on May, 28 2020 @ 01:50 AM
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We live in very rural, N. Idaho. In the mountains. It's pretty wild country.

We have livestock. I will get to that, in a minute.

So... I was chilling out, watching part 3 of "Grant", on the History channel. This was about an hour ago. I had taken the dogs out, and put them up for the night. All was quiet. Everybody was happy.

Thirty minutes ago, all hell broke loose behind our house. Our alpacas were all crying out, like they were being slaughtered. The goats were losing their $hit, and two of our horses were really freaking out. It sounded like we had animals dying.

It sounded to me like we had a bear, or a mountain lion. A full grown alpaca, is a formidable animal. It would take a big predator, to make them scream bloody murder. I figured that was my cue, to grab the shotgun.

I grab my headlamp, ear-protection and the shotgun. The animals are still losing their damned minds. Everyone is just freaking out.

I'm thinking bear. Mountain lion, if I'm lucky.

I walk around the back of the house, slowly... panning back and forth with my headlamp. The animals are just freaking out... but, I'm not seeing any signs of a large predator. I'm kind of freaking at this point.

So, I announce myself to all of our animals... I shouted "it's just me, guys"... and they all got quiet, except the alpacas. They still sounded like there was a murder in progress. I ran over to the alpaca pen, expecting to see a predator EATING one of our babies... that is exactly what it sounded like... I had 00 buckshot loaded, finger on the trigger. I shined my headlamp on the alpacas.

There was some weird alpaca freak show going on. There were things I witnessed, that I will only ever explain to a therapist with dolls.

I had to yell at them, repeatedly, to kindly call an end to their party. It was bizarre.

The mayhem that I initially heard... I thought for sure, that I was about to engage a very large predator with a 12 gauge shotgun. My heart was seriously pounding... finger, on the trigger. Ready to shoot... prepared to reload...

It was an alpaca orgy. A very LOUD, weird alpaca orgy.

This moment, has unsettled me... forever.


edit on 28-5-2020 by madmac5150 because: Ayeeee



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posted on May, 28 2020 @ 01:56 AM
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what... no pics?



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posted on May, 28 2020 @ 01:59 AM
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originally posted by: Akragon
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what... no pics?



No one wants to see, what I saw tonight.

No one.



posted on May, 28 2020 @ 02:04 AM
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a reply to: madmac5150

Didn't expect that ending.


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posted on May, 28 2020 @ 02:08 AM
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Your unsettled? Hell, I'm unsettled just reading it.
Good job of story telling Mr Mac.



posted on May, 28 2020 @ 02:09 AM
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originally posted by: drussell41
a reply to: madmac5150

Didn't expect that ending.


Imagine my surprise.



posted on May, 28 2020 @ 02:12 AM
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And there was me expecting Bigfoot/Aliens/Chupacabras.

Its breakfast time here but I think I'll pass today.

Thanks for posting and I'll send you my therapy bill



posted on May, 28 2020 @ 02:15 AM
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originally posted by: madmac5150

Imagine my surprise.



Yeah, I have. I'm sitting here thinking of all the adrenaline that probably dumped into your system and the shock of whatever-the-hell they were doing that was so unusual from their normal mating rituals. I mean, I assume it's not normal because they never sounded like they were being killed before. Really bizarre. Anyway, then I'm imagining coming down from the adrenaline dump. Sheesh. Nothing like a little excitement in the middle of the night. Oh well. I'm glad you didn't have to face down a bear, mountain lion or chupa...whatever.

I wonder why this time was so different. I know this sounds stupid, but do alpacas rape? For an orgy, I guess that means you have more than one male in there? Do males fight for mating rights? I'd be interesting in hearing, once daybreak hits, if any of them are injured.
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posted on May, 28 2020 @ 02:17 AM
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originally posted by: Cymru
a reply to: madmac5150

And there was me expecting Bigfoot/Aliens/Chupacabras.

Its breakfast time here but I think I'll pass today.

Thanks for posting and I'll send you my therapy bill


Bigfoot/Aliens/Chupacabras... those are far less shocking, than a midnight alpaca orgy.



posted on May, 28 2020 @ 02:26 AM
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originally posted by: drussell41

originally posted by: madmac5150

Imagine my surprise.



Yeah, I have. I'm sitting here thinking of all the adrenaline that probably dumped into your system and the shock of whatever-the-hell they were doing that was so unusual from their normal mating rituals. I mean, I assume it's not normal because they never sounded like they were being killed before. Really bizarre. Anyway, then I'm imagining coming down from the adrenaline dump. Sheesh. Nothing like a little excitement in the middle of the night. Oh well. I'm glad you didn't have to face down a bear, mountain lion or chupa...whatever.

I wonder why this time was so different. I know this sounds stupid, but do alpacas rape? For an orgy, I guess that means you have more than one male in there? Do males fight for mating rights? I'd be interesting in hearing, once daybreak hits, if any of them are injured.


We have had alpacas for over two years... this was new. I'd never seen anything like it.

It's like they were reenacting Caligula.



posted on May, 28 2020 @ 02:27 AM
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originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: Cymru
a reply to: madmac5150

And there was me expecting Bigfoot/Aliens/Chupacabras.

Its breakfast time here but I think I'll pass today.

Thanks for posting and I'll send you my therapy bill


Bigfoot/Aliens/Chupacabras... those are far less shocking, than a midnight alpaca orgy.


Hence my skipping breakfast


Some things you cannot unimagine.

Sadly you saw it first hand.



posted on May, 28 2020 @ 03:06 AM
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"I grab my headlamp, ear-protection and the shotgun."

LOL!

That would be the last thing I would think to grab, safety first I guess.



posted on May, 28 2020 @ 03:14 AM
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originally posted by: drussell41

originally posted by: madmac5150

Imagine my surprise.



Yeah, I have. I'm sitting here thinking of all the adrenaline that probably dumped into your system and the shock of whatever-the-hell they were doing that was so unusual from their normal mating rituals. I mean, I assume it's not normal because they never sounded like they were being killed before. Really bizarre. Anyway, then I'm imagining coming down from the adrenaline dump. Sheesh. Nothing like a little excitement in the middle of the night. Oh well. I'm glad you didn't have to face down a bear, mountain lion or chupa...whatever.

I wonder why this time was so different. I know this sounds stupid, but do alpacas rape? For an orgy, I guess that means you have more than one male in there? Do males fight for mating rights? I'd be interesting in hearing, once daybreak hits, if any of them are injured.


I'm retired military, with combat experience... I never once, feared for my own safety.

My adrenaline does spike, however, when my animals are threatened. I was worried if the shotgun was enough... it sounded like a very large animal was killing them. I figured that if five rounds of 00-buck wasn't enough... I was probably screwed. The way they were freaking out, didn't really give me a choice.

Then... I saw what I saw. The mental image alone, makes me want to shower.

There is no "adrenaline crash"... there is only alcohol.



posted on May, 28 2020 @ 03:18 AM
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originally posted by: ArchangelOger
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"I grab my headlamp, ear-protection and the shotgun."

LOL!

That would be the last thing I would think to grab, safety first I guess.


Well, I am an experienced shooter. So... there's that.



posted on May, 28 2020 @ 04:01 AM
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Well, you know, if those alpacas aren’t performing well in the wool department (not sure what else they’re used for) you can put them to work making porn? There’s some real freaks out there who wish they saw what you did.

Get a handycam, make a few bucks?



posted on May, 28 2020 @ 04:34 AM
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What happen if a real predator turns up for a bite you just might think its party time again.
alpacas should never cry woof.

Also the other animals must of been telling them to STFU.

Is one called tina?



posted on May, 28 2020 @ 05:23 AM
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Appears its a fairly common thing, search Alpaca orgy on YT.





posted on May, 28 2020 @ 06:22 AM
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I grab my headlamp, ear-protection and the shotgun.


Ear protection?? ...for a 12ga???

What, were ya' goin' to a Trap match?? LOL! (just kiddin')



I ran over to the alpaca pen ...finger, on the trigger. Ready to shoot... prepared to reload...




Well, I am an experienced shooter. So...


Well, as a firearms instructor...never run with your booger hook on the bang switch (i.e. finger on the trigger). Very bad "ju-ju" can, and does, happen from this practice. I would expect an experienced shooter to know this.

I'm sure you do know this, but I write it for others who may read your post and perhaps don't know it.

Glad it worked out okay for you. Animals are crazy sometimes!


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posted on May, 28 2020 @ 07:12 AM
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What a story! I'm just glad I wasn't drinking my coffee when I got to the last part. If my wife wasn't sleeping I would have belly laughed like a mother!




posted on May, 28 2020 @ 07:25 AM
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An alpaca orgy lol. At least it was just sexy fun time and not a slaughter. Did you start laughing when the adrenaline rush finally wore off or did you feel sick? I would've been laughing.



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