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The Temple of the Mask

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posted on May, 26 2020 @ 08:35 PM
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In the Beginning there was The Cough.
And The Cough was bad.
Thus, the mighty among us, the brave, the fearless, the patriotic began to wear The Mask.

Yeah verily, The Mask is good.

Those who do not Wear The Mask are to be cast out, are evil, and may have The Sneeze.
The Sneeze is bad. The Brave Maskers tell us of The Enemy. The COVID, it was carried by The Sneeze. Thou whom Sneeze Shall be shunned for eternity, or until apologize and wear, The Mask.

In the time before The Mask, there were credit ratings and parties where people hugged and Did Not Distance Themselves.
The People Of The Mask soon ended that.

Yeah, though I travel through the valley of Walmart, I shall Fear no Sneeze, for thou art worn by me.
Oh Great and Mighty Mask.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
My Mask is with me,
I shall not weep.
Should I cough,
Before I wake,
Beat me with a garden rake.


Thus endith The Sermon on The Mask.

May the Mask be with you.

All Hail The Mask.




posted on May, 26 2020 @ 08:37 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

This may be a bit forward, but I love you man, thanks for that, I needed it.



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 08:38 PM
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originally posted by: Puppylove
a reply to: DBCowboy

This may be a bit forward, but I love you man, thanks for that, I needed it.


We're good Puppylove, we're good.




posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:11 PM
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Ye, though I walk through the aisle of the Target
I shall fear no COVID
for thy smothering mask,
it comforts me.

Surely social acceptance and approval will come to me
all the days of this fad
and I will dwell in the House of the
Virtuous forever



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:15 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

You Speak the Language of The Mask.

Thou art noble and wonderous.



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:15 PM
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Dionysys was known as The Masked God.

And he was the god of wine, revelry and drunkenness.

Seems apropos. Might save you some setup time for the religion.

Brown University - Dionysus



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:16 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I watched a bunch of commercials today, and it hit me like a mighty epiphany ... or gas.



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:17 PM
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a reply to: Gryphon66

Not revelry and drunkeness brother, nay!

Such things are undertaken in a most shameful state of unmaskedness. At the very least the drunkeness.



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:25 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Gryphon66

Not revelry and drunkeness brother, nay!

Such things are undertaken in a most shameful state of unmaskedness. At the very least the drunkeness.


Wine and revelry brings about the Unclean social undistancing!

*gasp*



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:33 PM
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I cast away my mask in rebellion, not because I rebel against popular consent, but I rebel against a government that says I need a mask.

Try to put a mask on my cold, dead face !

Give me liberty, or give me death !









posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:35 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Gryphon66

Not revelry and drunkeness brother, nay!

Such things are undertaken in a most shameful state of unmaskedness. At the very least the drunkeness.


Actually, ironically, worshippers of Dionysus did it in the nude, were mostly women, and were known to attack men and literally tear them apart ...

I'm thinking Dionysus is the guy. Keep the mask on, tear everything else off!



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:35 PM
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originally posted by: Groot
I cast away my mask in rebellion, not because I rebel against popular consent, but I rebel against a government that says I need a mask.

Try to put a mask on my cold, dead face !

Give me liberty, or give me death !








You. . . . You unmasked heritic!

*swoons*

(then calls 9-1-1)




posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:37 PM
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But that can't possibly be true.

The Great Green Arkleseizure is the creator of the universe, as claimed by adherents of the faith on planet Viltvodle VI. The Jatravartids of this faith believe that the Universe was sneezed out of the Great Green Arkleseizure's nose. They fear the coming of the great white handkerchief. Thus it is written in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

I refuse to partake in your new fangled religious beliefs.



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:39 PM
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a reply to: beyondknowledge

Then you shall be shunned and banned from the temples of Walmart and Target!



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:43 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

What are we to do with you? I leave for a few days
and you completely take off your mask and run amuck
through the boards.
Off to bed with no milk and cookies until I decide what
to do.



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:44 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth



Yes, ma'am.



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:45 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

We might agree to allow such a one into the Halls of Home Depot, but only on the Aisle of Butt Hurt where the toilets reside.
edit on 26-5-2020 by ketsuko because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:45 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Are you calling him an unmasked hypocrite?



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:45 PM
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Here we have come to Ungather
The holy shrine of the covered
coughing into thy mask
we rid ourselves of contagion
clean the body
spit it out
but only in the cover of masks

Let us hyperventilate...
edit on 26-5-2020 by Tranceopticalinclined because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 26 2020 @ 09:46 PM
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QUIZ: Who said: "Help me take this MASK off."?




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