I Imagine Almost All of You Act Exactly Like This

Sure, it's a joke video right??
JP is a well known comedian, it's gotta be a joke????

NO!

This is a true documentary about how almost all of you act during this Covid-1984 Pandemic.

This is Reality.
Now watch an actor portray YOUR real life!!

Love JP, and this time he NAILED it hard core.

Anyways...
Stay undead out there Zombies, and by all means go get some brains.

Wow no one's around ATS today.
I guess everyone died from the plague already....

I Am Legend?

Awesome! Now that everyone's dead I can take this stupid mask off.

You’re putting everyone at risk by posting this. 😷

originally posted by: KKLOCO
You’re putting everyone at risk by posting this. 😷

You mean they are putting me at risk every time they breathe!?

Someone needs to do something drastic about this.... breathing problem...

a reply to: muzzleflash

Good stuff, my favorite part at the end

“In the words prophetic words of Bill Hicks... your are free to do as we tell you.

This is 100% precisely how these “the virus is dangerous” media-fed morons act and think

It’s a very very accurate portrayal of the media-dependant fools



The virus is innocuous. Regardless what cNn is telling you.

a reply to: Breakthestreak

I even imagine them using that high pitched #@$*! voice as they whine and cry and OBEY unquestioningly.

Hahahaha
Can't believe this is our REALITY!!!

a reply to: muzzleflash

I told a guy the other day if he could smell a fart thru his
mask it likely wasn't helping.

originally posted by: Observationalist
a reply to: muzzleflash

Good stuff, my favorite part at the end

“In the words prophetic words of Bill Hicks... your are free to do as we tell you.

Bill Hicks was one of the greatest, a true genius!!

originally posted by: carsforkids
a reply to: muzzleflash

I told a guy the other day if he could smell a fart thru his
mask it likely wasn't helping.

I masked a fart the other day through a guy. He was unhappy...

originally posted by: muzzleflash

originally posted by: carsforkids
a reply to: muzzleflash

I told a guy the other day if he could smell a fart thru his
mask it likely wasn't helping.

I masked a fart the other day through a guy. He was unhappy...

Ya know, this is a very good point. Since everyone is masked — is it now socially acceptable to rip one in public?

originally posted by: KKLOCO

originally posted by: muzzleflash

originally posted by: carsforkids
a reply to: muzzleflash

I told a guy the other day if he could smell a fart thru his
mask it likely wasn't helping.

I masked a fart the other day through a guy. He was unhappy...

Ya know, this is a very good point. Since everyone is masked — is it now socially acceptable to rip one in public?

Wait...
You're saying it was socially unacceptable to rip them?

Huh... Ok that's awkward.

a reply to: muzzleflash

Haha. I used to rip a loud one at the grocery store. Then blame it on my ex wife and walk away.

a reply to: muzzleflash

It pisses me off to no end that having worked this whole time without a mask and now, with everything opening up, I have to wear a mask ? I should have died ten times over by now.

Don't think so.

Keep your fakedemic.

originally posted by: oloufo
a reply to: muzzleflash

WTF did I just watch!

Ironically, I loved every moment of it! 🍻

a reply to: muzzleflash



I enjoy good comedy but i am super picky.

This one hit a home run.

Never heard of JP before. I need to do some research. Who is this man? What else has he done? Can he amuse me more?

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, muzzleflash

a reply to: muzzleflash

I Imagine Almost All of You Act Exactly Like This

If you pictured me like this, then you're spot on!

originally posted by: oloufo
a reply to: muzzleflash

Daymn...
Pure Ownage
Hahahaha