a reply to:
MykeNukem
I need to tell you a little about how Chr0naut's screeds epitomize all that is unsympathetic in the world. And so I shall. You see, I truly believe
that I am one of Chr0naut's victims. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm
going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that Chr0naut knows how to lie. It's too bad he doesn't yet understand the
ramifications of lying. According to him, his writings are a veritable encyclopedia of everything that is directly pertinent to mankind's spiritual
and intellectual development. He might as well be reading tea leaves or tossing chicken bones on the floor for divination about what's true and what
isn't. Maybe then Chr0naut would realize that he thinks that there exists a slave colony on Mars that is populated by kidnapped children. Sorry,
Chr0naut, but, with apologies to Gershwin, “it ain't necessarily so.”
Chr0naut believes he can improve society by stamping out the last vestiges of academic freedom, scholarly autonomy, and freedom of research and
teaching in our nation's universities. That plan is utter insanity! The mere fact that Chr0naut proposed it proves that he maintains not only that he
can change his snappish ways but also that he knows the “right” way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. He's wrong on all counts. In
reality, Chr0naut has long been getting away with “enlightening” anyone who doesn't believe that “the norm” shouldn't have to worry about how
the exceptions feel. I urge all of my beautiful and loyal fans to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this
unconscionable wrong and prove to the world that whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving
regime that, you hope, may rally good-hearted people to the side of our cause and, as the alternative, the benighted and obnoxious dirigisme currently
being forced upon us by Chr0naut. Choose carefully because if you think that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy
at them, then think again.
Forgive me if I ramble; I'm really upset, as I think you can tell. We are at war. Don't think we're not just because you're not stepping over dead
bodies in the streets. We're at war with Chr0naut's thrasonical threats. We're at war with his gormless, reckless apothegms. And we're at war with his
salacious values. As in any war, we ought to be aware of the fact that Chr0naut should stop protesting against his weaknesses and shortcomings.
Rather, he should forgive himself for them and seek to strengthen himself by facing his voluble fears. Then, perhaps, Chr0naut would stop donning the
mantel of racism and engaging in the trafficking of human beings.
The great irony is that Chr0naut says that science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power. Such verbal gems teach us that
Chr0naut insists that things have never been better. I insist that this allegation does not withstand scrutiny, in part because we've all heard
Chr0naut's pontifical pronouncement that he is a perpetual victim of injustice. Obviously, that conclusion is based on unconfirmed gossip,
questionably-sourced reports, and blatant speculation, but it's also the case that I am aware that many people may object to the severity of my
language. But is there no cause for severity? Naturally, I maintain that there is because Chr0naut relies on unforgiving and false tropes to convince
doctrinaire pop psychologists (especially the misguided type) that he should be a given a direct pipeline to the national treasury. Disguised in this
drollery is an important message: He has been dominating or intimidating others. We need to have long memories and no forgiveness of that sort of
behavior. Instead, we must sway people toward the realization that Chr0naut claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying
to build a totalitarian death machine. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Chr0naut's yes-men. The truth is that Chr0naut
spends a substantial amount of time searching for his own name on the Web and glorying in the manifold mentions of his coruscating genius. Yes, I
could add that his aides-de-camp compress his machinations into brief, highly reductive, definitive-sounding phrases, easily memorized and easily
expressed, but I wanted to keep my message simple and direct. I didn't want to distract you from the main thrust of my message, which is that from
secret-handshake societies meeting at “the usual place” to back-door admissions committees, Chr0naut's winged monkeys have always found a way to
intimidate anyone who attempts to find the inner strength to study the impact on society of Chr0naut's greed, stupidity, hubris, and outright
corruption.
I overheard one of Chr0naut's peons say, “Might makes right.” This quotation demonstrates the power of language as it epitomizes the “us/them”
dichotomy within hegemonic discourse. As for me, I prefer to use language to convince even worthless sots that Chr0naut's hypocrisy is transparent.
Even the least discerning among us can see right through it. Chr0naut writes a lot of long statements that mean practically nothing. What's sneaky is
that he constructs those statements in such a way that it never occurs to his readers to analyze them. Analysis would almost certainly indicate that
whenever I write that whenever Chr0naut claims that his zingers won't be used for political retribution, I can't help but think that he has just
subtracted from the sum of human knowledge, Chr0naut calls me a heinous flag burner. Although such name-calling definitely hurts, no taunt will
diminish my commitment to bringing fresh leadership and even-handed tolerance to the present controversy. In fact, I shall demonstrate exactly that
type of commitment by stating that Chr0naut maintains that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to
manage the crowd. Whether that's true or not, his evidence is corrupted by a vast amount of nonsense and outright fraud. Before we can further discuss
Chr0naut's claim we must acknowledge that Chr0naut has a vested interest in maintaining the myths that keep his barbarism squad loyal to him. His
principal myth is that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold. The truth is that Chr0naut insists that it is better that a hundred
thousand people should perish than that he should be even slightly inconvenienced. Naturally, he gives no evidence whatsoever to support that parti
pris. Perhaps that's because Chr0naut is frightened that we might put the fear of God into him. That's why he's trying so hard to prevent
whistleblowers from reporting that if we let him sow the seeds of antagonism we'll be reaping the crop for quite a long time. In closing, we must work
together to move ahead with a process that serves the interests of our country and all its citizens. Together, we can make a difference. Forever and
always.
edit on 15/5/2020 by chr0naut because: (no reason given)