Joe Oblivion NPC Dialouge

And by the way you know I sit on a stand

and it get hot

gotta lotta, i got hairy legs

that turn, that-that-that-that turn uh, um, uh blonde in the sun.

and the kids use to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down *makes downward motion* so it was straight, and then watch the hair c-c-come back up again

They'd look at it.

So I learned about roaches I learned about kids jumping on my lap

and I love kids jumping on my lap.

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Top 10 NPC commentary there.

Astute and articulate

I guess that the Democrats figured that half the country wanted a doddering old fool for president when when they elected Trump so they decided to run the same kind of candidate.

a reply to: Lysergic

Spooky stuff.
I can’t wait to see Joe ad-lib during the debates against Trump.
It should be a real humdinger.

a reply to: RazorV66
Surely the DNC is not so stupid to not see this as well. I"m not that smart and even I can see that if Biden and Trump hit the stage together Trump will have him drooling onto his chin. At best it would only take a couple of jabs from Trump to set Biden off on some tangent of explosive stammering.

My favorite is the cartoon version

Vote for Joe Biden.
He makes sense.
As much sense as a life time psych ward patient on a 6 month meth binge.

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
I guess that the Democrats figured that half the country wanted a doddering old fool for president when when they elected Trump so they decided to run the same kind of candidate.

I can't believe Obama praised Joe so much. You would have to be an idiot to praise someone like Joe Bidden, let alone pick him for VP.

Every time Biden opens his mouth,he reinforces my theory that we have slipped into a weird parallel dimension where things are just a tad upside down.
Hes not the only thing that validates my theory by a long shot,but I just cannot help thinking there is something "off" about our reality when I see that he is the main democratic hope for president.

I've tried pinching myself,biting my finger really hard,and I am pretty sure I am not stuck in a fever dream,so I must conclude reality is broken.There are plenty of other signs,but Biden is a major one.

bonus npc dialouge:



Joe only has 20 points in speechcraft!

a reply to: RazorV66

I'm guessing he wakes up and rushes Trump.

Better than pay per view.

a reply to: Lysergic

Bonus disco remix