Papaya Fruit and Goat Tests Positive for Covid-19

Yes...you read that correctly. Not only did the papaya fruit test positive for Covid-19 so did the following:

- motor oil
- various fruits
- goats
- quails

You really can't make this stuff up. I posted a lengthy article HERE yesterday where the TL;DR version is simply that Covid-19 test results across the world are being manipulated for false positives.

Article here: Tanzania COVID-19 lab head suspended as president questions data

Excerpt from article:

Magufuli, who has consistently downplayed the effect of the virus, said on Sunday he had secretly had animals, fruits and vehicle oil tested at the laboratory. A papaya, a quail and a goat had been found to be positive, according to the president.

originally posted by: Case74282
Yes...you read that correctly. Not only did the papaya fruit test positive for Covid-19 so did the following:

- motor oil
- various fruits
- goats
- quails

You really can't make this stuff up. I posted a lengthy article HERE yesterday where the TL;DR version is simply that Covid-19 test results across the world are being manipulated for false positives.

Article here: Tanzania COVID-19 lab head suspended as president questions data

Excerpt from article:

Magufuli, who has consistently downplayed the effect of the virus, said on Sunday he had secretly had animals, fruits and vehicle oil tested at the laboratory. A papaya, a quail and a goat had been found to be positive, according to the president.

What about pointed sticks?

What if we are attacked by pointed sticks?

a reply to: Case74282

I think there's a recipe in this somewhere.

Kidding aside, this is a virus unlike anything we have seen before.
Let's pray that as it mutates, it gets weaker.

a reply to: Case74282

Ha, right there in the article:


but did not say where the kits had been imported from.


98% chance they are bunk Chinese tests that don't work. They probably redistributed all the bunk tests the Europeans sent back.

originally posted by: Violater1
a reply to: Case74282

I think there's a recipe in this somewhere.

Kidding aside, this is a virus unlike anything we have seen before.
Let's pray that as it mutates, it gets weaker.

No it is not. There are a multitude of other viruses you better pray you never contract. Covid-19 is not a death sentence unless you are someone who is elderly and with a compromised immune system or someone with a long prior history of poor respiratory health. Just like you would be at risk for the other 109 current infectious diseases currently circulating in the US at this very moment.

So, cars can get it too?

Has anyone tested a rock? If a rock can get it, the ground we are standing on is spreading it.

We are doomed to be destroyed by stupid people!

a reply to: Case74282

Not true.

www.washingtonpost.com...

originally posted by: infolurker
a reply to: Case74282

Not true.

www.washingtonpost.com...

Eugh, pay wall..

originally posted by: madmac5150

What about pointed sticks?

What if we are attacked by pointed sticks?

I so wish I could give you more than one star for that one.

I KNEW my car wasn't acting right. It's hard to shift now, the belts squeak, and the motor is ticking. I need to get is tested for Covid now. Sheesh. I hope my car doesn't infect me.

Well, there goes my weekend.

a reply to: madmac5150

I see your pointy stick and raise you one pointy stick with a NAIL!
Your move...

a reply to: AutomateThis1

You know your in trouble when it loses its sense of taste...

a reply to: AutomateThis1

Not sure if coronavirus can jump... uhmm, species?... I'll just say from machine to man.
But, your car might get impounded - I mean quarintined - so I'd avoid getting it tested if it were me.
Just to be safe.

originally posted by: AutomateThis1
I KNEW my car wasn't acting right. It's hard to shift now, the belts squeak, and the motor is ticking. I need to get is tested for Covid now. Sheesh. I hope my car doesn't infect me.

Is it coughing/sputtering? Is it running hot? Those are the true symptoms. The CDC (Car Diagnosed w/ Covid) recommends putting remdesivir in the carburetor, but don't trust them! Go with hydroxychloroquine instead. Give it plenty of fresh air & park it in the sunshine. Be sure to put a mask over the grill when you take it out on the road. And cover the tires in rubber gloves. And keep six car lengths between it and other cars. Especially in a parking lot. If it's not old, and is otherwise in good shape, it should have only a mild case, tho it may be slow to start and sluggish for a while. Good luck!

a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

Does it have a productive cough or is it dry and scratchy? This is important so if unsure go ask, don't just guess at it.

a reply to: new_here

Oh dear GAD that was hilarious! And clever! Every word...!
I choked and wasn't even drinking anything!
Oh, and may have peed a little. MAY...

originally posted by: ChayOphan
a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

Does it have a productive cough or is it dry and scratchy? This is important so if unsure go ask, don't just guess at it.

Cars lie! At least mine does. It will say it is fine, then I'm on the side of the road calling Triple A!

a reply to: ChayOphan

That depends in it's make, if it's a Ford send it back to rubbish dump it was found in.

originally posted by: TheSpanishArcher

originally posted by: madmac5150

What about pointed sticks?

What if we are attacked by pointed sticks?

I so wish I could give you more than one star for that one.

I'm just thrilled, that someone else got that...