Now a little bit about that tree. The Tree of knowledge doesn't really give you knowledge, it really just turns on your bu(#$hit detector. The more
you eat, the more you really see, Father is completely full of BS. Needless to say, we former Angels pretty much consumed it daily, talked about it,
and discussed what happened to us over some good wine and weed. After a couple of years Lucifer came up with an idea. If we could get man to eat from
it, we could get them and there decendants to help us restore our rightful place, and bodies and have them bridge a gap and have peace between
Father, Angels, and now what father called us, Demons. So, Lucifer got them to eat. Immediately, they stopped being so stupid. You should have seen
the fireworks when Father realized what happened. He kicked them out of Eden, gave Eve pain in Life creation, made animals and plants reject them, and
forced do everything on their own. He abandoned them. Saying that he had enough. He also kicked us, out of Eden too.
So for a time, Demons and Man, lived in peace. We were stronger, smarter, and over all funnier then Man, hell we were the life of any party, so we got
along pretty well. We didn't need Father, or Jesus, or Holy Spirit. We got along great. But you know, Father is an Az$hole, so he goes and shortens
Man's lives, tells him, hey, you can return to heaven, but you got to prove yourself. Well, most men ignored him, all except some dude called Noah. He
was a prick too. Him, his family, and the horses they would ride in on. So Father decides, ok, time to start over. He doesn't like Demons and women
having kids, he doesn't like us all doing whatever the heck we want, so bam, we get screwed again. All of man and most the Demons drowned in the
flood. But you know, us demons, were good swimmers, and most of us aren't stupid. We invented the submarine by the way, screw God and his storms.
They can't bother you went your underwater, getting wasted on good wine and weed.
Anyways, the water receded, Noah and his family left there boat, everything pretty much sucked those first couple years. Yes, you can survive on mud,
algae, mold, and mushrooms, let me tell you though, you don't want too. No wine, no fruit, and Noah and his family never shared their weed. Whatever,
we left them alone, and did our own thing, and eventually some of man's descendants stopped being such pricks.
Funny thing, God is still a jealous prick though, so all those things that we demons get blamed for; Your crops fail, you get a bad high, your kid
dies; guess what, thats not us. Yep God got man to blame us for it. He would send Holy Spirit to act all physco, pretending to be One of us, "We are
Legions! hiss, growl..... Let me tell you, Legion is one dude, he licks frogs butts most days, and is usually passed out on a beach in asia somewhere
witha shroom in one hand and a frog nearby. Trust me, it wasn't him..... Anyway, by now your probably wondering who I am. I'm just a regular party
animal, Satyr. My buddy and I, Dionysus pretty much are nuetral. Look God can do his thing, and we will do ours. You can usually find me messing with
my flute, having an orgy, whatever. We just like to have fun. Sure there are alot of Demons that are a little ticked off now, and ya there's an open
war between God, Angels, Demons, and Humans are split down the middle, some are cool, some are rather uptight, Whatever. God said that he has decided
to end it all, with a war to end all wars. You'd think he would learn to chill, and maybe partake in some "relaxation" methods if you know what I
mean. Sadly, the day is coming. We're lucky in that God never created any more Angels, and the only ones creating life are animals, and man, so really
its just a numbers game. We got to get enough humans to side with us, so that we can get some help against the Angels. They still outnumber us 2 to 1,
so humans make up the difference. We will see. The hope is when we have the final battle, we can finally defeat them, and Jesus can get the Holy
Spirit and Father to see some reason. In the mean time though, Holy Spirit is outright crazy, Father sucks, and well Jesus is cool to party with, but
ya, he always sides with father, he just isn't a prick about it.
Anyway thats about it, thanks for read humans, if your ever interested in just hanging, swing by during a full moon, we throw some wild parties, Jesus
even shows up sometimes, and hangs, he makes the most awesome wine out of water, so the party usually lasts for days. Anyways, hope you all learn to
chill, peace out dudes and dudetts, live and love life, and hope to see all you cool people on the other side.