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Just a few weeks after I had sworn the rest of my life to celibacy, along comes this woman.

originally posted by: PhyllidaDavenport
If hard work made you rich.....3/4's of the planet would be millionaires

There are way too many weird creatures in the sea ....look at octopuses was God having a laugh with the left over bits or what?

Octopuses are alien, scientists have said so.

a reply to: Cobaltic1978

Brought here by the birds, to help them prey on the lions.

originally posted by: CharlesT
Just a few weeks after I had sworn the rest of my life to celibacy, along comes this woman.

Oh, no! Life is a cruel mistress... Looks like you're married to her now. Catholicism?

A lot of people on this site have claimed to see ghosts, or aliens, or cryptids... But I think we can all agree, nobody has ever encountered leftover bacon.

originally posted by: sine.nomine

originally posted by: CharlesT
Just a few weeks after I had sworn the rest of my life to celibacy, along comes this woman.

Oh, no! Life is a cruel mistress... Looks like you're married to her now. Catholicism?

In my state there is no common law statute.

I worry about the racoon apocalypse .

It's coming soon, with people stuck indoors , randomly disposing of their trash.

Before you know it, they will figure out how to break into our cars and start driving them around, looting other neighborhoods . Then stealing guns , terrorizing people .

It's coming,

THE RISE OF THE PLANET OF RACOONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm watching the movie Outbreak while munching caramel corn, enjoying some wine, and all under the safety of my own roof.
I feel like a monster.

a reply to: Groot

Its only a matter of time when "trash panda" is legally accepted as discrimination against our equals (rhe raccoons). Just give it a few years...

Teddy Grahams might be the ultimate suburban kid's snack.

a reply to: sine.nomine

It would surely be the end of the steam train.
Underestimated in his lifetime and never late (they say).
Mechanisation is hard on the gums and an elastic band wouldn't fit. Stretched by the neck right out of this world and into another.

An insanitary condition.

a reply to: Tulpa

Dogs barking.
Cannot fly without an umbrella.

🦅👀

Burn Baby Burn. Burning the house down.
What's the first thing you try to save? Is it the TV? Or the computer?

originally posted by: CharlesT
Burn Baby Burn. Burning the house down.
What's the first thing you try to save? Is it the TV? Or the computer?

Probably my NES game collection. Then my cats...

...then my wife...

I just gave away a sprouted mango seed, secretly hoping it doesn't survive as I want to be the only one growing mango in my hood.

a reply to: sine.nomine

It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like!

a reply to: sine.nomine
Just get the cats. The wife can make her own exit.
As a mater of fact you could load her up with your game collection before you push her out the door.

originally posted by: CharlesT
Burn Baby Burn. Burning the house down.
What's the first thing you try to save? Is it the TV? Or the computer?

My record collection.

originally posted by: CharlesT
Just a few weeks after I had sworn the rest of my life to celibacy, along comes this woman.

That's called self negative psycology.

You know you wanted some, so you didn't look.

And you noticed her because you weren't looking.

Have fun.

a reply to: sine.nomine

You must have tiny feet