Happy Birfday, DBCowboy

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

A toilet paper gift basket,you must be loaded for sure!

Not as loaded as I used to be...PLUS...I believe in recycling.

a reply to: IAMTAT

You sent DB a recycled toilet paper gift basket?
Like in straining beer through your kidneys first
type deal?

Happy Birthday DB! For the occasion I've unearthed some old footage of you - hope you've mellowed a bit we need you around!

originally posted by: mamabeth
Praise Baphomet??? You are kidding I hope.

No, why would I be joking?

A humble thanks again to everyone and all the well wishes.

You all are awesome!

I'll share a childhood memory on this day.

Now I was born at a very young age so I don't remember much, but I know my mother Mia Farrow and my father John Cassavetes had a rough go of my birth, thanks to some wonderful neighbors though, I came through just fine.


In a bit, i'LL regail everyone with what my first words were!

originally posted by: DBCowboy



In a bit, i'LL regail everyone with what my first words were!

giggle....I bet I know what they were...

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

You sent DB a recycled toilet paper gift basket?
Like in straining beer through your kidneys first
type deal?

I believe the gift should always reflect the giver.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

You all are awesome!

Except for Kevin. F#%$ Kevin.

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: DBCowboy

You all are awesome!

Except for Kevin. F#%$ Kevin.

I hate Kevin so much.

I heard he even stopped showering when he shared a cubicle with Debbie.

He made her cry.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Who wears undies in this day and age?


Asking for a friend of course.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Your first words? haha I don't want to know! Ok I do. I'm sure they weren't googoo gaga

Before we get into my first words I have fond memories of my twenties when (even as a man) I was a Bond girl in the little known film, "Thunder Thighs".

a reply to: DBCowboy

That was the sequel to thunder thlughts. A great one.

originally posted by: gortex
a reply to: Snarl

It's DBCowboy's Birthday ?
You mean he was born ?

Technically his mother just parted from him when she realized his gravitational field was reaching the point where she wasn't likely to get another chance to escape.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Before we get into my first words I have fond memories of my twenties when (even as a man) I was a Bond girl in the little known film, "Thunder Thighs".

IIRC you also played the leads in Octochinny, Your Underwear's Elastic Band Only Lives Once, Assino Royale, Dr. No View To Your Feet, and No Time to Diet did you not?

Have an awesome Birthday DB!

I always like to pretend you are actually that DB Cooper guy who jumped outta the plane with loads of cash..
Pretty good cover,just changing the "ooper" for "owboy".

Anyway,have a good one

originally posted by: Silcone Synapse
Have an awesome Birthday DB!

I always like to pretend you are actually that DB Cooper guy who jumped outta the plane with loads of cash..
Pretty good cover,just changing the "ooper" for "owboy".

Anyway,have a good one

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Snarl

On this day, less than a century ago, a being was born. A being of such wisdom and beauty that it was inevitable that this creature of light and courage would usher in a new age of mankind.

To counter this, in a dark basement of a Masonic lodge, I was created.

Thank you all for the well wishes.

I am humbled.

While I do have to work today, I will pop in from time to time and share some other fond memories of my creation.

Like my time as a bot for Snowden or how I almost gained sentience once.

Good times.

Goooood times.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do! Well maybe if you PM me and invite me along. Happy Birthday.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Before we get into my first words I have fond memories of my twenties when (even as a man) I was a Bond girl in the little known film, "Thunder Thighs".

IIRC you also played the leads in Octochinny, Your Underwear's Elastic Band Only Lives Once, Assino Royale, Dr. No View To Your Feet, and No Time to Diet did you not?

You forgot my starring role as , "Mold Finger" in, "You Only Live Twice In My Basement".

a reply to: DBCowboy

I got BLINDsided! Wow, DB I didn't even know you were a
Pisces. That BTW explains nothing to at least me about
your online personality.
If I was loaded like you are I'd have been compelled to send
over Reduced Hours Barbie and a few NBC masks... she hasn't
anything under there of interest except legendary fat girl smell.
But she can strip like Gypsy Rose DeLeon with a jar of my three
alarm salsa in her panties.
HB you moldy old fart