Happy Birfday, DBCowboy

a reply to: DBCowboy

Happy bday old timer, not to be confused with a bidet however. I mean who would congratulate someone on having a bidet.....


Oh, have ANOTHER beer on me!

Happy Birfday DBC!
Unfortunate you have to share 4-10-20...
Still, always enjoy your posts and wishing for moar.
DBC - Keep postin, I'll keep toastin'

ganjoa

a reply to: DBCowboy

Expect a lovely toilet paper gift basket arriving sometime today.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: Snarl
Safety first!

Thought page two might need some of that mist as well.

And if that doesn't work ...

a reply to: Snarl

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DB !!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
To counter this, in a dark basement of a Masonic lodge, I was created.

Praise Baphomet and all his works.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Expect a lovely toilet paper gift basket arriving sometime today.

So my septic tank is going to back up today?

Again?

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Expect a lovely toilet paper gift basket arriving sometime today.

So my septic tank is going to back up today?

Again?

I wouldn't worry about it. Rid-ex ain't got a thing on your gut bacteria.

May your birthday burps sound like Beethoven’s 5th symphony and your birthday farts smell like toffee apples on this special day 🤪🤪

Lags

Hey man happy bday. I always like seeing your posts, keep on keeping on!

Happy Birthday, Old Friend here on ATS...


(i said friend instead of fart. does that count?)

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Expect a lovely toilet paper gift basket arriving sometime today.

So my septic tank is going to back up today?

Again?

There's a 2-ply gift receipt included...so you can flush it if you want to return it.

Happy birthday ol man, your age finally catchin up to your weight.

originally posted by: BlueJacket
Happy birthday ol man, your age finally catchin up to your weight.

You saying he's 348?

Happy Birthday DBCowboy

a reply to: Snarl

Wait are you implying we're downwind of DB? Good thing I can't smell, feel sorry for everyone else though.

Happy Birthday DB... Try not to nuke all of us behind you too bad though... I do have loved ones who actually can smell...

Since you have to work on your birthday, have you chosen a Gunther to be sacrificed?
That's how you have lived such a long, long, long, long... time, right?

Happy Birthday DB.
Thank you for being you, and bringing a smile to so many here.

Happy birthday DBCowboy
Always enjoy reading your posts!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
Happy BDay big guy, for your present I will clean out my sock drawer and only keep you.

If you move us to your underwear drawer...I SWEAR...I'm coughing on your Official Masonic Banana Hammock!

a reply to: DBCowboy
Happy Birthday DBC!!!