Whelp...there we have it!! The final answer!

Whelp...here it is folks...the final solution for COVID-19!!!

Virus Spread Through Breathing...and Talking

So, go over 'there', SHUT UP and STOP BREATHING!!!!

Problem solved! Brilliant!!

**THUD!**

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

I think Washington DC and state governments should set the example and just stop breathing for two weeks and just allow the rest of us to carry on with our lives.

I'm sure we'll be able to manage.

Yeah, I'm a dead man since I can't stop doing either.

a reply to: DBCowboy

"...just stop breathing for two weeks..."
And talking... you forgot the talking part. If politicians just stopped talking for two weeks the world would be unrecognizable.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

And yet, I thought the "air spread" of this virus had been debunk back in January...

a reply to: ChayOphan

If the rat-bastages would stop breathing, they'd stop talking too!

Admit Epstein killed himself and we will lift the citizen shutdown!!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

I think Washington DC and state governments should set the example and just stop breathing for two weeks and just allow the rest of us to carry on with our lives.

I'm sure we'll be able to manage.

Maybe we should help them with this endeavor.

a reply to: Mandroid7

There's a black market for baby parts. Epstein didnt kill himself (period)

I hope we start acting like this every flu season. Who knows, that might be the final nail in its coffin. Cant improve if you cant infect. Though the way we are freaking out over this kung flu is quite amazing. I just hope the good mom and pop stores can make it. Our little store on the corner is price gauging so if he dont make it there wont be a tear shed for that. Stay safe everyone.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Just another excuse to ramp up mandatory testing for everyone.

Then it'll be mandatory vaccinations.

Then mandatory work force.

Then mandatory rationing.

Then mandatory permission to procreate.

Then who knows...

yes, and if that is asking too much from the old men....just a day....yeah...that's the ticket

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

I think Washington DC and state governments should set the example and just stop breathing for two weeks and just allow the rest of us to carry on with our lives.

I'm sure we'll be able to manage.

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
Whelp...here it is folks...the final solution for COVID-19!!!

Virus Spread Through Breathing...and Talking

So, go over 'there', SHUT UP and STOP BREATHING!!!!

Problem solved! Brilliant!!

**THUD!**

You mean tell middle class Americans to lock their doors shut up and die... Oh wait...

If you haven't got something nice to say, don't say anything at all. That will cut the transmission of this disease down seventy five percent in America these days. Usually when people are fired up they are louder and the virus goes farther out.

a reply to: rickymouse

Possibly cause for the exploding numbers in NYC?

Lol.

Their residents pride themselves on being verbally "abrasive".

What's next? Transmission over the Internet?

I'm in a so-called "hot spot". The cashiers at the places I frequent are breathed on and touched by hundreds of people daily. Not one of them has contracted Covid-19. The "emergency" is a HOAX.

I hope they let us breathe soon. I'm turning as blue as someone with Spanish Flu.

I've been telling my co-workers that if they enter a room that was occupied by an infected person as long as three hours before..... and inhale, they could possibly become infected.
I have been telling them that for over two months now.

Now they are wearing masks around the office.

a reply to: EternalShadow

The end game is to test everyone with the right amount of anti bodies. Then you get your travel pass.

They are doing it in germany already. Mass collection of dna.

That's my tin foil hat contribution for today.

originally posted by: ketsuko
I hope they let us breathe soon. I'm turning as blue as someone with Spanish Flu.

The next statistics will read:

- 0.1% of population dead from coronavirus.
- 50% died from suffocation.
- Those remaining weren't paying attention to the news.

Such is life.