Arent you sick and tired

Every freaking time i turn on the tv....or fire up the tablet or laptop. Alli hear is nonsense about the virus. So i want to talk about whatever else.

I put this in skunkstink for a reason.

So for me. I made a real deal skunky ceaser

Vodka
Clamato
Celery salt (not that narsty ceaser salt crap)
Hot sauce....habanero
Worcestershire sauce
Pickle juice (bicks)
A big ole stalk of celery


Now u take ur glass and put approx 5 oz of vodka (whatever glass u have fill to approx a third)

Fill the rest with that ole clam juice

Then take the Worcestershire and give it approx 5 dabs

Take ur habanero hot sauce and depending on how hot u want dab a plop or up to 5 i dont recommend more then 5 plops.

Pour in approx 1 oz of real yum pickle juice (extra garlic is best)

Take ur celery salt and do a good pinch (approx quarter teaspoon)

Just drop that bitch in and grab a stalk of celery and stir. No ice....for realz.

Now stop worrying and thinking about the #in virus and enjoy ur life.

I want to star and flag this 1,000,000 times.

I take mine dirty... have you got olive juice?

A lime wedge... rounds the whole thing out.

We have a place here, that makes them with bacon... mmmmm bacon...

I think more people should take this time to become a raging alcoholic.

Thank God we'll have some of that free government money to buy more.

a reply to: spewn

This sounds like an old people thing, tons of garbage stacked on garbage.

I mean I'd hang out while your doing it, but just give me a bottle of scotch or bourbon and a bucket of ice.

And maybe a fan to blow that stank away from me while I'm trying to enjoy my drink.

originally posted by: Gothmog
I want to star and flag this 1,000,000 times.

Makes two of us! I made myself a nice tequila & OJ (don't have the stuff for a proper Sunrise) and 'twas nice.

It also helps to avoid the living crap out of turning on the TV for anything other than streaming (and not the live stream crap they offer now, either) Bookmark your local newspaper or TV station's weather page and just check the weather. Don't give their doom porning BS any clicks, kick 'em where it counts there even if it just amuses only you.

originally posted by: BoscoMoney
I think more people should take this time to become a raging alcoholic.

Thank God we'll have some of that free government money to buy more.

Gubmint gon' buy me a bottle of Kraken rum. The big bottle.

We ran out tonight.

Hey

There is a reason i put this in skunkstank.

Enjoy ur bourban

I love me some whiskey.

I love me some ats

originally posted by: ZapBrannigan3030
a reply to: spewn

This sounds like an old people thing, tons of garbage stacked on garbage.

I mean I'd hang out while your doing it, but just give me a bottle of scotch or bourbon and a bucket of ice.

And maybe a fan to blow that stank away from me while I'm trying to enjoy my drink.

originally posted by: Nyiah

originally posted by: BoscoMoney
I think more people should take this time to become a raging alcoholic.

Thank God we'll have some of that free government money to buy more.

Gubmint gon' buy me a bottle of Kraken rum. The big bottle.

We ran out tonight.

Can't spell T rum p, without rum.....

Coincidence???? I think not.

originally posted by: ZapBrannigan3030

originally posted by: Nyiah

originally posted by: BoscoMoney
I think more people should take this time to become a raging alcoholic.

Thank God we'll have some of that free government money to buy more.

Gubmint gon' buy me a bottle of Kraken rum. The big bottle.

We ran out tonight.

Can't spell T rum p, without rum.....

Coincidence???? I think not.

< gasp >

You're right.

It's all a conspiracy from the rum distillers who made a back alley deal with Trump, they've hatched the most ingenious plot ever to make bank at breakneck speed!

Had me one of those for lunch. My version is a little different and includes lime juice. Good thing about working from home.

'bout whiskey sour time now though.

About 2 tblspn lime juice
Teaspoon of sugar.
Little water.
(above is also known as "simple syrup")
A lot of bourbon.
A lot of ice. It doesn't last long so the ice doesn't have a chance to melt.

a reply to: spewn

You have re-ignited my cigarette craving.

a reply to: Phage

Sheet bro just get a handle of Crown... Cheap.. and download Battlefield 5.. actually you have any games you can recommend? went back to counter strike source... it's not working.. I love open world fantasy/adventure games kinda like what's being played out now...

a reply to: carewemust

this care?

a reply to: MarlbBlack

Gotta be bourbon.

Last "game"I was into was Flanker, a flight sim. Had a blast with online dogfights.

My old favorite drink:

Tequila (1800 is good)
a squirt of lime juice
7up

a reply to: Phage


I do have a controller for my pc but never really got acquainted, I love flying but I stink at it... I'm a keyboard and mouse troller.. I did build a new pc recently so that helped.. the fans cooling the 360 rad in the front of my corsair case are great at sucking in my cigarette smoke lol

Just got a fresh bottle of Tiki Jucie from the dispensary. A little squirt into a margarita changes the vibe. Perfect for washing down gummy bears.

a reply to: spewn


Cheers......

The only game i recommend is

Drink till this virus has never been spoken of

originally posted by: MarlbBlack
a reply to: Phage

Sheet bro just get a handle of Crown... Cheap.. and download Battlefield 5.. actually you have any games you can recommend? went back to counter strike source... it's not working.. I love open world fantasy/adventure games kinda like what's being played out now...