Tom Hanks son admits to being in the Illuminati

originally posted by: FauxMulder
It cant be real. It says his name is "Chet"

Nobody has a name that stupid.

Maybe.
Chet is short for Chester.
Chester the Molester?

Oh Christ Jesus almighty. I read this 30 minutes ago but can only post now due to me being on the floor laughing so hard that I may need to have an Epsom salt bath to heal my ribs.

Thank you op.... I needed a hearty laugh. Although you misposted this. Perhaps the mods will move this to the joke forum.


a reply to: underwerks

a reply to: underwerks

and here, I didn't even know Tom Hanks had a son, much less an arrogant condecending one, given every opportunity in life, finding humor in making fun of people he considers "less than."

Good thing I couldn't give a rats ass what he, his father, or anyone else connected to Hollywood thinks.

This thread is being derailed ?

What is worse than being trolled, by some guy living is his parents basement?

Being trolled by some guy living in his rich parents basement.

Doesn't he have models he can go play with or something?

LOL

originally posted by: lakenheath24
Oh Christ Jesus almighty. I read this 30 minutes ago but can only post now due to me being on the floor laughing so hard that I may need to have an Epsom salt bath to heal my ribs.

Thank you op.... I needed a hearty laugh. Although you misposted this. Perhaps the mods will move this to the joke forum.


a reply to: underwerks

Thank you.

At least one person gets it.

Youre are troll buddy...a reply to: underwerks

originally posted by: chiefsmom
What is worse than being trolled, by some guy living is his parents basement?

Being trolled by some guy living in his rich parents basement.

Doesn't he have models he can go play with or something?

LOL

Trolls getting trolled by trolls.

God bless America.

originally posted by: kloejen
This thread is being derailed ?

No, it is a fun times thread, and we need it now more than ever.

He has illuminati symbolism tattoos all over him.... His dad Tom is also a member as are many Hollywood types..The name Holly-wood is mysticism...a reply to: Dumbass

Damnit, Chet’s moving too fast. Amazon was late with our new robes and Etsy has yet to deliver the pineal sporks I ordered.

Chet Hanks is a notorious dbag. I thought we all could have a collective laugh at him.

But a lot of people seem to think I’m actually in the Illuminati.

Maybe this is the wrong time to tell people you’re going to lock them in FEMA camps.

Maaate... I'd give you 2 stars if I could. a reply to: underwerks

I get invitations to join the Illuminati on a weekly basis. Anybody can join, really, and you don't need a secret password. It's a lot harder to join the Mafia than the Illuminaii.

a reply to: underwerks

The real illumiati died centuries ago.

I don't know what they morphed into, maybe the ministry of silly walks.

I really wish people would post screenshots in addition to their links. Some of us do not follow links because it is an open invitation to be phished or to download malware packages....


**getting off my soapbox**

The Illuminati does not exist...at least, not in the most common textbook version that everyone prescribes to.... Globalism, however, is very real and there are, undoubtedly, a select group of individuals at the top of that pyramid.

a reply to: CIAGypsy

Nice try, CIA.

Trying to figure out my location data.

originally posted by: underwerks
a reply to: CIAGypsy

Nice try, CIA.

Trying to figure out my location data.

No one is invincible, uw... And that is not what this thread is about....

a reply to: CIAGypsy

a reply to: underwerks

Phew, I thought YOU had lost it. The quotes were not inserted as quotes (transposed from his video), and I was thinking, "wtf is wrong with urderwerks?!"