posted on Jul, 11 2003 @ 12:37 AM
ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, Fla. -- If you've ever worried about who will take care of you and your family in the event that you get abducted by aliens,
there's good news -- you can take out an alien abduction insurance policy!
Alien Insurance Policies
I know I'm going to be first in line for this
Don't wanna turn out like Cartman on South Park!!