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You’re all a bunch of Communists

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posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:36 PM
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originally posted by: underwerks
Something something guns. Guns guns personal responsibility.


When you get sick of em I'm doing a gun buy back program. No questions asked.

Bring me your gun and I'll give you a roll of Charmin in exchange.




posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:37 PM
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a reply to: FauxMulder

I knew it was only a matter of time before you Republicans would try to take my guns.



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:45 PM
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originally posted by: underwerks

originally posted by: sine.nomine

originally posted by: underwerks

originally posted by: sine.nomine

originally posted by: underwerks

originally posted by: sine.nomine
a reply to: underwerks

I've never sucked a drop from the government teat, thank you very much. Where the hell are you getting your information?


Your Communist dictator, Donny Stalin.


Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin said Tuesday that the Trump administration wants to send checks to Americans “in the next two weeks” in an effort to help people cope with the economic fallout due to the coronavirus pandemic.

“We’re looking at sending checks to Americans immediately,” Mnuchin said during a press briefing from the White House. “Americans need cash now, the president wants to get cash now. I mean now—in the next few weeks.”


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Next we’ll all be standing in gun lines to buy our guns and flags.

Jesus you really are confused... Lemme guess, not American?


You’ll be wishing I was confused when all of us are standing in gun lines for our daily ammo rations. If these Republican Communists have their way we’ll all be living in some nightmare dystopia.

Slaving all day at the gun and flag factory. Then coming home to nothing but Rush Limbaugh blaring from the government installed loudspeakers in our homes.

Show me the gun line and the gun and flag factory and we'll talk.



Lol pretty funny. But they don't produce anything and you know it. You got jack all.



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:45 PM
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originally posted by: underwerks
a reply to: FauxMulder

I knew it was only a matter of time before you Republicans would try to take my guns.


Don't worry, after all this is said and done there will be a new Constitutional Amendment: the Right to always have a supply of TP on hand.



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:47 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: underwerks
Something something guns. Guns guns personal responsibility.


When you get sick of em I'm doing a gun buy back program. No questions asked.

Bring me your gun and I'll give you a roll of Charmin in exchange.


Lucky, you guys still have guns?

Lost all mine from an unfortunate moving incident.

I'm just going to try and convince networkdude to be my new dad... He'll protect me.



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:49 PM
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originally posted by: Hefficide
a reply to: Ironclad1964

You and me both. But just roll with it because as I understand it there's toilet paper shotgun money coming.


I've laced my toilet paper with fiberglass for any unfortunate looter that decides to get one over on me.



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:49 PM
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originally posted by: sine.nomine

originally posted by: underwerks

originally posted by: sine.nomine

originally posted by: underwerks

originally posted by: sine.nomine

originally posted by: underwerks

originally posted by: sine.nomine
a reply to: underwerks

I've never sucked a drop from the government teat, thank you very much. Where the hell are you getting your information?


Your Communist dictator, Donny Stalin.


Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin said Tuesday that the Trump administration wants to send checks to Americans “in the next two weeks” in an effort to help people cope with the economic fallout due to the coronavirus pandemic.

“We’re looking at sending checks to Americans immediately,” Mnuchin said during a press briefing from the White House. “Americans need cash now, the president wants to get cash now. I mean now—in the next few weeks.”


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Next we’ll all be standing in gun lines to buy our guns and flags.

Jesus you really are confused... Lemme guess, not American?


You’ll be wishing I was confused when all of us are standing in gun lines for our daily ammo rations. If these Republican Communists have their way we’ll all be living in some nightmare dystopia.

Slaving all day at the gun and flag factory. Then coming home to nothing but Rush Limbaugh blaring from the government installed loudspeakers in our homes.

Show me the gun line and the gun and flag factory and we'll talk.



Lol pretty funny. But they don't produce anything and you know it. You got jack all.

Crap, or you don't know it and you're thinking Walmart is the local China... In which case you might be right...
🤔



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:50 PM
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originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: underwerks



I don’t believe in curves.


Well, that sucks.



Erm....

I read the thread...

I believe this should be the topic though.




posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:52 PM
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a reply to: underwerks

Just because you proclaim you’re sober, doesn’t mean you are.

Anyone can portray what the want, in an online forum.

I’m drunk right now....

No really, I am. 😁
edit on 17-3-2020 by KKLOCO because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:53 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari

Not my type but I'll still take an inappropriately long look...



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:54 PM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: Hefficide
a reply to: Ironclad1964

You and me both. But just roll with it because as I understand it there's toilet paper shotgun money coming.


I've laced my toilet paper with fiberglass for any unfortunate looter that decides to get one over on me.


That’s what we call a pro gamer move.



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:55 PM
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Why the hell is there not a discord for ats? We're ripe and juicy for it.



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:55 PM
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originally posted by: KKLOCO
a reply to: underwerks

Just because you proclaim you’re sober, doesn’t mean you are.

Anyone can portray what the want, in an online forum.

I’m drunk right now....

No really, I am. 😁


You got me, it’s the adrenachrome. My Soros check came in today and I went a little overboard.

Apologies.



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:56 PM
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originally posted by: underwerks

originally posted by: Irishhaf
a reply to: underwerks

Drunk posting...

Or Stoned posting not sure which.


This is me completely sober. I’ve just had it with these liberal right wingers.


More the pity mate, its Saint Patrick's day and if you are not having a pint, or a tumbler of a beverage with some hooch in it that should be a crime at least a class 2 misdemeanor.

ETA: dont forget Dropkick murpheys is live streaming a show on youtube.
edit on 17-3-2020 by Irishhaf because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:58 PM
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originally posted by: underwerks

originally posted by: KKLOCO
a reply to: underwerks

Just because you proclaim you’re sober, doesn’t mean you are.

Anyone can portray what the want, in an online forum.

I’m drunk right now....

No really, I am. 😁


You got me, it’s the adrenachrome. My Soros check came in today and I went a little overboard.

Apologies.

As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of my little brown shaving kit.



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 06:59 PM
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a reply to: Irishhaf

I’m sick with a pounding headache. I think I got the ‘Rona. If I die tonight I wanted to at least troll everyone here one last time.




posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 07:03 PM
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originally posted by: Irishhaf
ETA: dont forget Dropkick murpheys is live streaming a show on youtube.


Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 07:05 PM
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a reply to: underwerks

Pfft to onery to die, or I am to buzzed feeling mellow, place wouldn't be the same if you didnt show up to troll.

Slainte



posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 07:05 PM
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originally posted by: sine.nomine
a reply to: Lumenari

Not my type but I'll still take an inappropriately long look...


Well, I wasn't thinking about a long term relationship or anything...

Maybe a 14 day self-quarantine with her and the wife...

~thinkin~




posted on Mar, 17 2020 @ 07:11 PM
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a reply to: underwerks

Honestly what you need is some moonshine, worse sickness I ever had as an adult a friend said drink this, did a double shot went down smooth and burned like nobodies business... woke up the next day feeling better than I had in weeks.
edit on 17-3-2020 by Irishhaf because: Spelling after the first 4 fingers of whiskey is hard.



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