Quarantine. . . Locked up. . . . abandoned by society

a reply to: DBCowboy

I thought you was a monster for inventing Lick and Stick, Scratch and Sniff stickers....and then loading up Dirty Socks every sixth one...

a reply to: Ahabstar

I've only had to apologize for my Scratch n Sniff biography of Hillary Clinton.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You still had to lick it to stick it....why do think I talk like I had a failed tongue piercing or am from Chicago?

a reply to: DBCowboy

How's day 3 looking?

Have you deliriously put some ice in your whiskey yet?

a reply to: DBCowboy

Can't walk em eat em!

Been 24 hours since we heard from DB..

I am still alive!

*gasp*

Apologies, drama today. Had to Skype a lot with scheduling, herding my Gunthers, tele-beating my lazy staff, my usual bartender had to phone in and I had to pour my own drinks, but I still left a nice tip.

Day 3 of my isolation.

I've gone through all the food we've had stored, 6 week food supply is fine, but when I'm alone, sad, and afraid and mostly hungry, I'm eyeing my neighbors right now.

Good to hear!

I’m more inclined to drink everything in sight, than eat.

Whoop, it’s 2 o’clock. Party time! 🎉

a reply to: DBCowboy

Feeling better, worse, the same?

've gone through all the food we've had stored, 6 week food supply is fine, but when I'm alone, sad, and afraid and mostly hungry

You get hangry enough you just might single-handedly seek out and destroy the virus, lol.

a reply to: DBCowboy

They shuttered the tattoo parlors in Ohio because getting tats gives you the Covid. But they nuked the barbershops as well when everyone knows that combs resting in Barbersol kills everything along with that good smell oils they dump on your head.

a reply to: Ahabstar

Don't worry, the Asian nail salons are all open.

Come to think of it, they've been wearing masks for a long time...

a reply to: Liquesence

Not in Ohio. All the Health/Beauty industry got the hammer today which includes Tattoos...but not the supply shops like Sally’s

Day 4.

I have emerged from the darkness of isolation. I now know what prisoners feel like after being caged for years. I now know what a zoo animal feels like after the first introduction into the wild.

Not sure I can function in normal society now. Am I still a part of society? Humanity seems so different now.

This has forever changed me.

I am truly, a stranger in a strange land.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Just remember DB, if things get real bad and you need to resort to cannibalism, eat vegans first. They're the closest thing to grass fed.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

Just remember DB, if things get real bad and you need to resort to cannibalism, eat vegans first. They're the closest thing to grass fed.

I know it's not "PC" or good humor but that made me spit out my Tea when i first read it... (wipes off the Monitor with a sterile cloth).


DB... Continuing with sending you and the family good positive thoughts and intentions during this ordeal your having to handle, hang in there!


Johnny

a reply to: JohnnyAnonymous

Thank you Johnny, much appreciated!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Four day quarantine? Are they trying to make you a new exposure vector?

There have been a few changes over the past four days though. Trees have always had purple leaves, don’t argue. And fish can walk on land now.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I am truly, a stranger in a strange land.

I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

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