On the lighter side of the TP apocalypse

I genuinely participated in panic buying for the first time on friday night, bought 48 beers and a bottle of vodka. We have been on police enforced lockdown since saturday. Just in the nick of time.

originally posted by: ZapBrannigan3030
a reply to: Lumenari

So what your saying is your initial thought is that I have a problem?

I think your problem is that you are NOT stockpiling.

Booze and bullets will be the new currency if it all goes to hell.

Which is why I learned how to make my own beer, wine, cider and... stuff.

Although brand labels would be the new gold...

a reply to: putnam6

There is always U2U to send a linky...

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: ZapBrannigan3030
a reply to: Lumenari

So what your saying is your initial thought is that I have a problem?

I think your problem is that you are NOT stockpiling.

Booze and bullets will be the new currency if it all goes to hell.

Which is why I learned how to make my own beer, wine, cider and... stuff.

Although brand labels would be the new gold...

That we can certainly agree on.

I guess I just don't want to go out and buy 500 dollars worth of booze.....I've been pretending to quit drinking for the past 3 months......

originally posted by: ZapBrannigan3030

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: muzzleflash
Drinking actually increases your susceptibility to viral infection.

It inhibits your T cells from responding to viruses properly.

Facts

So if I am self-isolated in the middle of 400 acres in the middle of 3 million acres that has 1,000 people in it, the virus is going to... what exactly?

Parachute in?

Or is it a ninja?

By the sounds of your stockpile, it will probably show up to take a break from ravaging the world and want a drink and to just relax.

If the end of the world is upon us, I will open up a bar for the locals.

It will be called the Mud Pit.

originally posted by: ZapBrannigan3030

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: ZapBrannigan3030
a reply to: Lumenari

So what your saying is your initial thought is that I have a problem?

I think your problem is that you are NOT stockpiling.

Booze and bullets will be the new currency if it all goes to hell.

Which is why I learned how to make my own beer, wine, cider and... stuff.

Although brand labels would be the new gold...

That we can certainly agree on.

I guess I just don't want to go out and buy 500 dollars worth of booze.....I've been pretending to quit drinking for the past 3 months......

You don't have to pretend!!!

You quit every night, after all...

Besides, nobody likes a quitter.

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: ZapBrannigan3030

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: muzzleflash
Drinking actually increases your susceptibility to viral infection.

It inhibits your T cells from responding to viruses properly.

Facts

So if I am self-isolated in the middle of 400 acres in the middle of 3 million acres that has 1,000 people in it, the virus is going to... what exactly?

Parachute in?

Or is it a ninja?

By the sounds of your stockpile, it will probably show up to take a break from ravaging the world and want a drink and to just relax.

If the end of the world is upon us, I will open up a bar for the locals.

It will be called the Mud Pit.

Well, if that's the case I expect a chair literally with my name on it.

Nothing like a nice end of the world apocalyptic drinking hole to bring people together.

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: muzzleflash
Drinking actually increases your susceptibility to viral infection.

It inhibits your T cells from responding to viruses properly.

Facts

So if I am self-isolated in the middle of 400 acres in the middle of 3 million acres that has 1,000 people in it, the virus is going to... what exactly?

Parachute in?

Or is it a ninja?

Deflection?

I was talking about how drinking increases your ability to be infected.

Which is a fact.

It even damages your brain resulting in decreased cognitive performance as exemplified by your response.

originally posted by: muzzleflash

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: muzzleflash
Drinking actually increases your susceptibility to viral infection.

It inhibits your T cells from responding to viruses properly.

Facts

So if I am self-isolated in the middle of 400 acres in the middle of 3 million acres that has 1,000 people in it, the virus is going to... what exactly?

Parachute in?

Or is it a ninja?

Deflection?

I was talking about how drinking increases your ability to be infected.

Which is a fact.

It even damages your brain resulting in decreased cognitive performance as exemplified by your response.

~sigh~

How is "here is no actual way I can contract the virus because I won't have contact with a human being" deflection?

I'm assuming that you don't drink because of your posts.

So I'm assuming that your cognitive disability is caused by something else entirely.

This was a light-hearted OP and you came in and crapped on it.

You must be so proud right now.

I think I might have found something to help you...

a reply to: Lumenari

It was funny for a second till my synapses fired and reminded me how many lives have been destroyed by drinking.

Then I decided to remind everyone how dumb an idea drinking really is especially when fighting viral infection.

a reply to: Lumenari

Maybe if I had some THC infused TP I would be way less edgy?

Good point.
I'll work on that.

originally posted by: muzzleflash
a reply to: Lumenari

It was funny for a second till my synapses fired and reminded me how many lives have been destroyed by drinking.

Then I decided to remind everyone how dumb an idea drinking really is especially when fighting viral infection.

What a noble cause you have going for you.

Read the room, everyone knows drinking is a negative impact(even outside "the china death flu") on themselves.

It just comes off as unhinged, even while being factually correct.

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: putnam6

There is always U2U to send a linky...

Should have known you would have a plan B... I'm intrigued no doubt...

originally posted by: muzzleflash
a reply to: Lumenari

It was funny for a second till my synapses fired and reminded me how many lives have been destroyed by drinking.

Then I decided to remind everyone how dumb an idea drinking really is especially when fighting viral infection.

This was posted in the "jokes" topic... it was meant to be light-hearted and fun.

We were talking about what to do in a self-quarantine scenario.

Where you are probably not having to fight a viral infection.

Why don't you drag your soap box to "New Post" under the topic "Nobody Cares" and make a thread about the incredible dangers of drinking and how many lives have been lost to alcoholism?

I'm sure it will be a hoot to participate in.

You're a bigot.

Thanks again for tanking my thread and you have a nice night.

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: muzzleflash
Drinking actually increases your susceptibility to viral infection.

It inhibits your T cells from responding to viruses properly.

Facts

So if I am self-isolated in the middle of 400 acres in the middle of 3 million acres that has 1,000 people in it, the virus is going to... what exactly?

Parachute in?

Or is it a ninja?

I'm coming to self-isolate with you. I don't care if we're politically polar. I have like 20 acres, but I like native american ninja chicks.

(aside, since i was a pre-teen i've always been fascinated with NA culture. even wanted to join the cherokee tribe and learn the langage when i was like 13. my friend and i were all into that).

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: muzzleflash
Drinking actually increases your susceptibility to viral infection.

It inhibits your T cells from responding to viruses properly.

Facts

So if I am self-isolated in the middle of 400 acres in the middle of 3 million acres that has 1,000 people in it, the virus is going to... what exactly?

Parachute in?

Or is it a ninja?

I'm coming to self-isolate with you. I don't care if we're politically polar. I have like 20 acres, but I like native american ninja chicks.

(aside, since i was a pre-teen i've always been fascinated with NA culture. even wanted to join the cherokee tribe and learn the langage when i was like 13. my friend and i were all into that).

We don't have politics on the property.

It's banned, like religion is.

You'd fit right in.

originally posted by: ZapBrannigan3030
I also wonder how long the guy stood there, with TP in one hand and the 10 dollars in the other. Looking back and forth at them, then occasionally glancing at the beer.

I bet it was an epic battle of will.

I wonder how hard he tried to convince his irate wife it was really all for medicinal purposes because alcohol is a disinfectant when he got home.

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: ZapBrannigan3030
I also wonder how long the guy stood there, with TP in one hand and the 10 dollars in the other. Looking back and forth at them, then occasionally glancing at the beer.

I bet it was an epic battle of will.

I wonder how hard he tried to convince his irate wife it was really all for medicinal purposes because alcohol is a disinfectant when he got home.

Actually, my guess would be when he got home he said "they were all out of TP, so I grabbed some beer".

I bet he felt pretty clever, then this picture popped up on the net and she figured it out.

Hopefully he still had one or two cold beers left to hold against his nuts after that epic beating.

a reply to: Lumenari

I didn't tank your thread, there's no such thing.

Calm down.
See this is what I'm talking about...

You got pissed man.

a reply to: Lumenari