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What Will Replace Sports?

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posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 02:09 PM
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a reply to: Atsbhct


What Will Replace Sports?


Televised coronavirus patient death matches in gladiator arenas.
edit on 12-3-2020 by Liquesence because: (no reason given)




posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 02:17 PM
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Ends in Hub



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 02:34 PM
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originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: Atsbhct


What Will Replace Sports?


Televised coronavirus patient death matches in gladiator areans.


Write this book or lose a fortune.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 02:36 PM
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teh toilet paper games

death match glatitorial cambats

winner gets 200 cartons of the precious ..........................



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 02:37 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Trueman
I think catfish season is open?


Catfish season has been open on the internet for awhile now.


Not sure what you mean. Anyway, good to know you like fishing too.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 02:40 PM
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originally posted by: ignorant_ape
teh toilet paper games

death match glatitorial cambats

winner gets 200 cartons of the precious ..........................


Only if the tributes who combat are bureaucrats from the various alphabet agencies of the swamp.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 02:51 PM
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a reply to: Atsbhct

A dem- panic? Oh wait that's been done!



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 03:05 PM
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originally posted by: carsforkids
a reply to: Atsbhct

A dem- panic? Oh wait that's been done!



Who is a democrat? Who's panicking in this thread?



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 03:07 PM
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originally posted by: Trueman
Not sure what you mean. Anyway, good to know you like fishing too.


You'll love this: Catfishing.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 03:32 PM
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I'm kinda hoping for twisted metal or death race or whatever people in cars fighting to the death at high speed

See it has to be televised it's hard to keep up with a 100mph gun fight

I think it works perfectly well have the reward be toilet paper



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 03:55 PM
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originally posted by: markovian
I'm kinda hoping for twisted metal or death race or whatever people in cars fighting to the death at high speed

See it has to be televised it's hard to keep up with a 100mph gun fight

I think it works perfectly well have the reward be toilet paper


There MUST be a drone that could make this happen.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 05:15 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Trueman
Not sure what you mean. Anyway, good to know you like fishing too.


You'll love this: Catfishing.

OMG ! I felt like losing my virginity reading that.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 05:18 PM
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a reply to: Atsbhct

How about professional racers v. random bureaucrats? Sort of like The Running Man only with a Death Race vibe and kill cars.




Tonight's contestant is Lois Lerner from the IRS ... Who should she race America?




posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 05:45 PM
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originally posted by: Atsbhct
With major sports leagues shutting down their seasons early, what will people replace them with until they reopen?



Illegal backstreet cockfighting.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 05:46 PM
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originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: LordAhriman

PornVid-19

You need to keep your eyes on your own paper!
This will go down on your permanent record!



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 11:29 PM
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Fantasy Sportsball....

Oh. Wait. That is D&D....

Uh, NASCAR hasn’t given up yet!




posted on Mar, 13 2020 @ 12:35 AM
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a reply to: Atsbhct

War. Nations destabilizing, shortages, income loss on a massive scale, trade & travel grinding to a halt. Middle class going broke and hungry while the government props up the stock market (well, tries to), oil price wars.

Feels like the story we'll be telling about the prelude to WW3. With no sports to pacify our desire to wage war, I have a feeling that's where this may lead.



posted on Mar, 13 2020 @ 05:28 AM
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originally posted by: Trueman
OMG ! I felt like losing my virginity reading that.


Lucky it was me, I'm gentle.



posted on Mar, 13 2020 @ 07:55 AM
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NASCAR wouldn't necessarily have to.

PIt crews aside. Drivers never really come into close contact, and they can't really feed on the crowd for energy could they? So the crowds aren't all that necessary I would think. Just race without fans.



posted on Mar, 13 2020 @ 10:19 AM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

NASCAR wouldn't necessarily have to.

PIt crews aside. Drivers never really come into close contact, and they can't really feed on the crowd for energy could they? So the crowds aren't all that necessary I would think. Just race without fans.


I forgot about Nascar! The American masses will be fine at least.



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