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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
This is not a joke. This is the only, 100% foolproof method of not getting the Corona Virus. Hell, it's also a 100% foolproof method of not getting any virus, plague, disease or receive personal offence from anyone, ever. For real.
The world is out of it's mind, people applauding governments from taking away your liberty and freedoms. Now, I caution you, this method is extreme, but if you are of the government-bootlicking variety or just paranoid to all get out, this will 100% work. I know whenever members of this venerable site see anything listed as '100% proof' there is a righteous and correct healthy dose of skepticism. But I dare you to prove me wrong.
Here is the simple four step process to never, ever in your entire life get ill:
Buy one of these:
Only keep this part:
Climb into it like one of these and live worry free:
Only by living as a veal can you ever be 100% sure of not getting the Corona Virus from your horribly diseased neighbors or coworkers. The government may or may not tell you or force you to remain home. You should do as they say since they know better than anyone. Never, ever question their methods since they have never overreacted to any situation ever and always have your best interests at heart.
If you employ my 100% foolproof method of virus prevention I won't be pleased with you but, hey, it's your life. But when you live to be 100 send me a fruit basket for helping you reach that ripe old age in fearful solitude. You're welcome.
originally posted by: Bearmonger
The level of delusion in this post is astounding.
We don't want this disease to spread. Why is that so hard to understand? You liberty doesn't mean # in an epidemic.