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One Hundred Percent Effective Government Approved Corona Virus Protection Instructions

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posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 11:46 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I am particularly impressed by your plan to have everyone live like veal so that they are tender for when we consume them.

Well done lizardbro




posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 11:48 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Make sure to check the runway for WuFlus before you board. I hear they can get into the engines and cause them to cough too.

TheRedneck



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 11:49 AM
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a reply to: dashen

You guys don't scare me. Rednecks taste worse than possum... with skunk scent sprayed on the meat.

I'm safe. Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

TheRedneck



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 11:55 AM
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Nothing is off the menu sir,
Now quit moving around so much before you get tough and wiry
edit on 3 12 2020 by dashen because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 12:00 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

So, you're saying that the party doesn't really kick off until we've had the veal? What have you got for the cardboard aftertaste?



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 12:11 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: toolgal462
that's not funny. I don't like jokes about veal.


I never joke about veal being that it's so goddamn delicious. It's like joking about foie gras.


Dammit now I want some Veal Picatta ... but Im not going to grocery store now LOL



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 12:15 PM
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If anyone wants to take AM's advice, send me a PM.

I've got boxes for sale. Way cheaper than a fridge.

Low, low, price of $499.99



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 12:30 PM
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If Cher's husband and John Lennon's wife discovered this virus, it'd be the. . . .

Yoko Ono Bono Corono.

#TruthBomb



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 12:57 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy


If Cher's husband and John Lennon's wife


Scandaloo-flu



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 01:20 PM
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originally posted by: JinMI
I cant see the legitimacy of the scare tactics


It's about control. Government's job is to grow government, what better way than by getting more involved in your daily life?



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 01:21 PM
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originally posted by: underwerks
Wait, you guys don’t live in a box?


What guys? Evil Masons? No, we live in palatial mansions.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 01:22 PM
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originally posted by: Trueman
We never had that freedom.


I think you're mistaken, with very few caveats we have a high level of freedom of movement in the United States.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 01:22 PM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe
I have just spat on my tactile screen...

Take that 🤪🤪


I saw.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 01:23 PM
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originally posted by: derfreebie
And using the fridge AND box at the same time, everything's REvealed.
Sorry Augie, I had to second the commotion.
Wow, and my fridge is only a KitchenAIDS about 12 years old...
but it's big enough for a Zionist dentist with a Twinkie and Stroh's habit.
Flag and spar, right in the kissa.


Another smart citizens using the tools at hand to stave off this panicdemic.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 01:24 PM
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originally posted by: Trueman
Steal the toilet paper from plane's restrooms.


No joke, lavs were out of order. I was so going to take a pic of me grabbing tissues from there too.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 01:24 PM
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originally posted by: dashen
I am particularly impressed by your plan to have everyone live like veal so that they are tender for when we consume them.

Well done lizardbro


Please bring that 55 gallon drum of demi-glaze you have stashed.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 01:25 PM
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originally posted by: TheRedneck
Make sure to check the runway for WuFlus before you board. I hear they can get into the engines and cause them to cough too.


Reminds me of when those dimwit Chinese bumpkins throw coins into the turbines, except now they're tiny, viral coins.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 01:26 PM
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originally posted by: 0zzymand0s
So, you're saying that the party doesn't really kick off until we've had the veal? What have you got for the cardboard aftertaste?


1989 Chateau d'Yquem.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 01:27 PM
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originally posted by: putnam6
Dammit now I want some Veal Picatta ... but Im not going to grocery store now LOL


Swing by, I have some neighbor veals ready.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 01:28 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
If Cher's husband and John Lennon's wife discovered this virus, it'd be the. . . .

Yoko Ono Bono Corono.

#TruthBomb


I would just put on The Cure.




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